I don't know why I have these goggles 

A phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. Etymology: Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Dumber Dolls"

Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? Is it because he know deep inside you're a fraud? ... What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!

Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...

I don't know why I have these goggles by Cephiroth May 15, 2010

I don't know about that one chief 

A phrase that is slang for no, normally used when in relation to an activity

Ex.1
Guy 1: aye, pass the bong
Guy 2: I don't know about that one cheif
ex.2
Guy 1: ay bruh, can you pull out?
Guy 2: I don't know about that one chief

I don't know about that one chief by 20$ is 20$ September 18, 2018

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball 

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny

you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball by bluebear March 31, 2020

baby, I know 

Used most commonly by youtube star Natalie Tran on her channel, Community Channel. I is used when taking a compliment that was meant for you to compliment the person back. An end to the oh-so annoying back and forth of fake compliment giving girls usually tend to have.

Girl 1 : " Oh you look so pretty today!" *expecting to receive comment on how she looks pretty too*

Girl 2: " Baby, I know."

baby, I know by fieldhockeyyox1203 June 2, 2010

You Know That, Right? 

A phrase that can be added on to the end of a statement to make it sound obvious-- implying that the other person is stupid if they didn't know the statement.

Frenemy: So, have you kicked him out yet?
Anne: No...?
Frenemy: What are you waiting for? He'll never change.
Anne: I'm not sure wha--
Frenemy: He's cheating on you, you know that, right?
Anne: Oh! Uh... yeah... I...I uh totally knew that...*cough cough*

You Know That, Right? by sdhvkjgshwdvdfvsdvhianfdsubvaj May 1, 2012

Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze 

Make sure that what you are doing and striving for is going to be worth any sacrifices you will have to make along the way. If it's a relationship, job, anything in life.

If you love someone more than life itself and will do anything to have her and shes perfect for you, yet you have to move far away and start a new life, the juice is worth the squeeze.

Or if you want to become a lawyer but it costs 100's of thousands in debt and years of studying and when you graduate you have to move to alaska but your starting salary is 400K a year, the juice was worth the squeeze. Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze.

Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze by BillHem March 26, 2008

Do you know who I am? 

A line often uttered by self-absorbed asshats who feel they are being wronged by someone in a particular situation. History often proves that these douchebags, who might have an extremely low level of fame that most people are unaware of, are being treated on equal footing with the rest of the general public. This angers them even more.

BOUNCER: You're going to have to leave this club, sir.

DOUCHE: Wait a minute, wait a minute...do you know who I am?

BOUNCER: No. Get the fuck out of my face.

Do you know who I am? by Slow Motion March 11, 2009