A phenomenon wherein human males will wear smaller sized clothes, with the desired effect of perceiving larger than they actually are.
The illusion is quickly deflated the moment said male is in the proximity of anyone who actually lifts.
The illusion is quickly deflated the moment said male is in the proximity of anyone who actually lifts.
Male 1: ‘Sam, you’re looking a bit bigger mate, you been training?’
Male 2: ‘Nah, just wearing a smaller t-shirt so I get away with not training properly.’
Male 1: “Ah, the Kitchen Effect.”
Male 2: ‘Nah, just wearing a smaller t-shirt so I get away with not training properly.’
Male 1: “Ah, the Kitchen Effect.”
by WonderPlummetIntoSpace May 18, 2019
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Get the Snowy kitchen mug.'Wow, she was a bit... different.'
'Different? She was right up the kitchen end!
She let her pet crocodile lay eggs in my abdomen.'
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She let her pet crocodile lay eggs in my abdomen.'
by H.G.Rubin May 29, 2009
Get the Up the Kitchen end mug.Replacemant term for Bitchen. A term for the room in an urban apartment in which the bathroom is located in the kitchen.
by Cliff Kleffer April 12, 2010
Get the Piss-In Kitchen mug.The sexual act where a man has explosive diarrhea on a womans vagina, followed by a third partner performing cunnilingus on the woman.
by Dirty Diggler November 27, 2012
Get the Chili Over The Kitchen Sink mug.A euphemism for a sexually transmitted infection. Less frequently used to refer to restaurant health code violations.
"I spent all of my hooker budget last night and now I've got cooties in my kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."
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Get the Cooties in the Kitchen mug.When a a group of men (the wolfpack) engage in an orgy soup kitchen with a promiscuous woman/women (usually from Chingford/Essex).
''remember last weekend after the pub?''
'' yeah those girls got soup kitchened by the pack''
' 'yeah that was a proper old school wolfpack Soup kitchen' '
'' yeah those girls got soup kitchened by the pack''
' 'yeah that was a proper old school wolfpack Soup kitchen' '
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