Spaming there keyboard with letters

They are a baby a idiot or they are just angry at you

Someone:When can we play something
The other person:NJSHJIHSJ
also the other person:IM STILL ANGRY AT YOU >:(
Someone:I DONT THINK Spaming there keyboard with letters MEANS YOUR ANGRY >:(((

by ilovecatsanddogssomuch January 19, 2021

Tradie's Keyboard

Australian slang for pokies (slot) machines. It refers to the tendency of Australian tradespeople to play pokies excessively and lose their life savings, sending them into a spiral of meth addiction and despondency.

'Damo been at the pub for 10 hours, tappin' away on the tradie's keyboard. Says today is the day he's gonna win it all back so he can see his kids again.'

by NMEwakeup September 8, 2022

keyboard tramp

n-An individual that simutainiously maintains multiple email conversations with the hopes to score a date with any one of his victoms. This task is difficult as is requires you to remember what you have said in each one. This should only be performed by highly trained individuals.

also see player

Frank- Man, I was up half the night online with these three bitches.

Friend- I dont know how you keep up with them.

Frank- Dont worry about me, asshole, I'm a keyboard tramp!!

by Franswa October 11, 2007

keyboard slapping

Self-explanatory. It's where you slap the keyboard with your hands to make up a name such as a username or name for a character.

I just did some keyboard slapping to make up my OC's (original character) name.

When I signed up for the website, I couldn't think of a username, so I just keyboard slapped it.

by Kusco March 24, 2008

Keyboard Slobber

When you lazily drag your hand across the keyboard, mostly when you are drunk.

FORUM

Drunken Member: HeyhgksGr bthutjh bsxkyubtdjgkhgn mb,eui

Sober Member: I think he's drunk, he just keyboard slobbered.

by Oblifier November 18, 2009

Keyboard lag

Keyboard lag occurs when you buy a new keyboard for your computer. Common symptoms of keyboard lag include:

-Excessive amount of typos.
-Stress.
-Jizz Bones happen every 10 minutes or so.

Keyboard lag shouldn't be confused with Keyboard location lag which is when you misspell words due to your keyboard being 1cm off it's usual space.

To prevent keyboard lag you need to throw eggs at your keyboard, slam your penis on the space bar and smother it in tartar sauce. If you do this every day for a week you should be able to type normally - This is called the Keyboard Speed Solution.

"I got a new keyboard the other day, I keep on making typos with it. I'm doing the Keyboard Speed Solution everyday and I'm slowly improving!"
"Damn, thaos keybaord lag si rwally annotign me"
"I hate it when I get keyboard lag"

by WhosTheGman August 19, 2013

keyboard slacktivist

An activist interested in any social issue who fails to actively participate in person as a change agent. Instead, this kind of activist sits behind a computer keyboard trying to effect change using social media as their sole forum for activism. These activists are not actively engaged in the cause in person or in a physical sense.

Some protesters picketed the company to try to get the company to change their ways, while the keyboard slacktivists took up the cause by posting only on Twitter and Facebook.

by Swerky March 9, 2015