Kebab

An Asian male's penis. From Asia, west to east. Generally a beige, olive/cream, tan, brown cock. Tastes great because they have the cleanest dicks on the planet.

Girl 1: "Did you get some dick yesterday?"
Girl 2: "I had Kebab (Asian dick) because White dick is too porky and small and Black dick looks burnt"
Both: "Asian dick is just right"

by Josech May 3, 2020

Kebabing

A well endowed individual, standing at the back of a queue of sexual partners, uses his erect penis to skewer the collective.

Come with me to Robert's house, he'll give us a good kebabing.

by Edwardscissorcock June 12, 2020

Kebab

A girls disgusting pussy

Have you seen her kebab it's minging

by KebabRabi September 16, 2020

Tommy Wommy Kebab

When you get skewered from all angles by the bois.

"Terrific tommy wommy kebab last night bois!"

by PGTipzz November 4, 2020

Kebab tekniker

A Turkish guy who goes Teknik in Sweden and he is on the food committee. HE promises to make sure that we have Kebab to lunch every day of the week and on the weekend and his real name is Serkan.

1Hey kebab teknikern what will it be for lunch today
2 (kebab teknikern) Kebab what else
1 ok why
Kebab teknikern BEcause Islam is Kebab And Kebab is Life! and also because kebab tastes good.

by Koalapower September 26, 2017

I kebab

A phrase mispronounced on purpose instead of saying 'I give up'. Used when shitfaced w your fam or when dying of hunger.

Natasha: Them girls eating cleansing salads like they care, I kebab lol. There's a turkish kebab across the street.
Ovula: Actually I did kebab yesterday tbh, but let's roll.

by jaraS128 May 25, 2017

Kebab

An eastern Europeans sexual parts.(e.g. muff)

Stems from 18th century turkey.

Kebabs must be had at some stage. Will we eat them before we go out?

by Tiarnan Mckeown May 25, 2017