A sexy hot guy usually big and black with a massive shlong. This person will always kiss you goodnight.
by BiGNBlaK4 August 7, 2021
Get the Karl Diazmug. He is Family Oriented, he is smart, funny and talented boy, He want to raise his family from poverty, He wants to be a President because of his ambition for his country to kill poverty to influence youth become more stronger and hard working to achieve their dreams, People hate him because he's face not look good as other men but he still proud of it and people think he is over confident, they hate him too because he is competitive when it comes in math. He is kind to his Family and around him except people who hate him. He don't need beneficiary friend.
by Freeel June 7, 2021
Get the Karl Markmug. "I was horny and in the mood for a snack, but thankfully my lover pulled the nourishing Karl out of his bag of tricks!"
by Karlito grande June 27, 2019
Get the the nourishing karlmug. To do a Karl is to be the dirtiest kind of homosexual sexual predator, but in a cute, somewhat meaty sense.
by Vonatello April 6, 2008
Get the Doing a Karlmug. Someone who is thin skinned and drinks vitamin water. Can be associated with a person who perceives an insult where there is none.
by Todd_The_Godd February 11, 2020
Get the Karl Bungusmug. This dude has the largest cock out of all of his friends. The women love it when Karl Mosher whips out his cock.
by Cum-Sucker March 2, 2021
Get the Karl Moshermug. An uncommon Norwegian name usually used by unsexy, uncool, secretly gay people, typically with a penis length that’s less than the average North Korean. If your name is Karl-Iver, you should probably consider changing your name. The most famous Karl-Iver was the Swedish snail breeder Karl-Iver Gustavson, known for producing the best snails in whole of Scandinavia. The name Karl-Iver has not been used much since the late 1800 because of its lack of coolness, originality and the general incompetence associated with the name.
Karl-Ivers are usually men with blond hair, blue eyes and an average height of 169 cm (5 ft 6 17/32 inches). When asked a question the answer in passive way, like “hmmm”. They usually try to disguise their stupidity and ignorance by ridiculing your arguments (laughing at them, facepalming). Karl-Ivers are the most annoying kind of people ever and if someone tells you their name is Karl-Iver, punch him in the face and run. Karl-Ivers are not, have not been and will never be seen with female companion.
Origin
Karl was used in Scandinavia at the beginning of the 800 as a synonym of the word secret. Iver on the other hand was used as word describing man love.
Karl-Ivers are usually men with blond hair, blue eyes and an average height of 169 cm (5 ft 6 17/32 inches). When asked a question the answer in passive way, like “hmmm”. They usually try to disguise their stupidity and ignorance by ridiculing your arguments (laughing at them, facepalming). Karl-Ivers are the most annoying kind of people ever and if someone tells you their name is Karl-Iver, punch him in the face and run. Karl-Ivers are not, have not been and will never be seen with female companion.
Origin
Karl was used in Scandinavia at the beginning of the 800 as a synonym of the word secret. Iver on the other hand was used as word describing man love.
by O.Kleppvoll October 14, 2014
Get the karl-ivermug.