kobe stains

(noun) Blood, sweat, or semen stains left on hotel bed sheets or sofas.

When you check into a cheap motel, always check the bed sheets for kobe stains or else you're going to have to call house keeping to change the sheets.

by Will A. June 23, 2005

Kobe Day

august 24th being 8/24 which are the numbers that he wore, this day is to honor him and if u have his jersey then to support and wear it on this day💔fly high

august 24 is kobe day

by @madmax1110 on snap January 26, 2020

Kobe Bryant

A precocious basketball player who came to the NBA in 1996, plays to this day for the LA Lakers, has been to 7 championships and won 5, two of them without Shaquille O´neal. In the summer of 2003, he was accused of rape, but was found innocent of rape and guilty of adultery. In my opinion, the 2nd best player next to Michael Jordan.

Did you see that dunk by Kobe Bryant?
Yeah, what a spectacular dunk!

by david faustino September 22, 2012

kobe whistle

kobe whistle happens when the referees are calling unreasonable fouls on defenders who are guarding a superstar basketball player e.g. Kobe, James, McGrady etc.

Rookie to his teammate: I hate when I always get kobe whistled! I get fouled out every game!

by Sysonpyh December 17, 2008

Kobe Watching

1.) When Kobe is doing work and his teammates are watching history being made instead of helping him out.

2.) when someone is watching you get some from a girl. It is also known as being a creeper and is ashamed upon.
often happens in the movie theater

see peeping tom

Announcer: "kobe pulls up for three, misses grabs his rebound looks for an open teammate but there all staring at him like zombies, pulls up for another three and drains it!!"

Mike: "what was your favorite part of the movie shannon?"

Shannon:(awkwardly laughs)

Chris: "are you trying to imply she wasnt watching the movie and was making out with Jim?!?"

Mike: (nervously) "No of course not"

Chris: "Stop Kobe watching kid!"

by that one guyyyyy June 15, 2010

Kobe Bryant death

Kobe Bryant and his 13-year-old daughter died in a tragic helicopter accident on the morning of the 26th of January. RIP Kobe Bryant, 1978 - 2020

Kobe Bryant death
"do you remember kobe bryant?"
"yeah, shame he died"

by Anonymous Birb January 26, 2020

Kobe Doughnut

The turd tide-line residing on one's (typically but not excluded to) index finger after having been removed from one's or A.N.Other's anus.

- "If you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it."
- "Are you forgetting the Kobe Doughnut?"

- "That's not just a bad paint job you're looking at on the toilet walls..."
- "Whoa - that's like, Kobe Doughnuts drawn with, like, Kobe Doughnuts!"
- "Yeah..."

by dirtyChef November 25, 2013