kansas city shower

a girl lies on a bed, tied up and blind-folded. the dude tells her he is going to pour warm water on her naked body and instead he pisses all over her.

that stupid bitch, she fell for the ol' kansas city shower and now she smells like piss

by troy October 29, 2003

kansas spaghetti-o

The eloquent squeeze of Heinz ketchup down the shaft of a penis or phallic item after anal entry, prior to vaginal. Being sure to coat the scrotum because you can’t leave out the meatballs. Causing a large “spaghetti-o” type ring.

After the Chiefs win, I gave my ol gal a nice Kansas Spaghetti-o in celebration!

She looked at me with that spaghetti-o face!

by Adultish September 15, 2021

Kansas Mud slide

The act of eating a woman's ass while she has diarrhea then she shits on your face

Did you see that??? Kevin was eating her ass and she gave him the Kansas Mud slide... what a nasty fucker

by Bbwtittylover April 3, 2022

Kansas City Special

Getting head in an Applebee's bathroom.

Guy 1: Bro, I just got a Kansas City Special.
Guy 2: Why would you go to an Applebee's?
Guy 1: To get a Kansas City Special.

by Chris M.J. Smith March 9, 2019

Kansas city manicure

When you dip your fingers in dry rub and masturbate while on your period.

My poontang was burning after I gave myself a Kansas city manicure

by Joshisbrofresh July 5, 2021

Kansas ass scratcher

When a human takes a sun dryed cob of corn and wipes fecal matter and other things that cause itching from it's anus.

Last night i ran out if toilet paper and had to use a Kansas ass scratcher to remove the shit.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Kansas Boa Constrictor

A girls riding your cock cow girl style. She drank to much and she starts vomiting. Every vomit causes her vagina to tighten. Resulting in a tight snake like sensation on ones cock.

I got had this girl last night giving me the ole Kansas Boa Constrictor. My cock is sore.

by B. Long/stay hard December 14, 2020