Judaism

So... The Jews believe that when they day they return to God... Which is where they came from... Soooo.... What happens when a non-jew dies? Do I also return to God?

Hym "Because if the answer is 'No' then that would mean that you're made of God energy and I'm not... And, if that's the case, my follow up question would be: what happens to animals when they die? Is.... Is it the same thing?

And as far as Christianity is concerned... Jesus was the intimation of God on Earth... But to the Jews... They already are that... And Jesus was a Jew... So... Jesus wasn't unique in that respect (from the perspective of a Jew).... He was just another one of the things that the Jews already are, inherently... And Christians are supposed to imitate Christ... Who is a Jew.... But they can't ever BE Christ... because then they would be a schizophrenic... They would be a crazy person... So they have to imitate the thing that the Jews already are... Which would make them Christ-adjacent... But still just an imitation... And the Jews are chosen to take back the Holy land... Which is in Israel (physically).... And what do they do after they take it back? Do they rule over it forever?"

Iam "I don't like where this is going. We're going to a real Hitler-y place right now and I don't like it."

Hym "Well... No. Because I don't see how Judaism isn't just some kind of Manichaean racial superiority and world domination cult."

Iam 🤦 "You can't say that."

Hym "Why?"

Iam "Because it's wrong!"

Hym "What determines what's right and what's wrong?"

Iam "God...." 😟

Hym "And what are the Jews?"

Iam "......."

Hym "Are they the thing that becomes God once again when they die? Because that's what the word 'returns' would mean in the context of the proposition I just posited... And the religion IS exclusionary... So there is a difference..."

Iam 😑

by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

judas priest

A big can of Chef Boyar-ass. Judas Priest is shit. If you listen to them, you probably suck cocks.

(Judas Priest) We Rock
(Iron Maiden) No We Rock
(Me) You both suck

by I suck nasty cocks and hate Judas Priest. SO? April 25, 2005

judahi

A pretty girl that thinks bad about herself she will often say trash and shit about herself but deep down we all now she's wrong. She's normally sad but really fun if she warms up to you. She will normally make dumb decisions when it comes to guys like dating the same guy more that once. She doesn't have a type as long as your a guy and has a cute and good personality she will fall for him. Sometimes she can get annoying but she becomes normal after ten minutes

Judahi should think about something else
Judahi is so funny

by Monstor January 29, 2020

Judaholic

To be addicted to judases.

You keep going for backstabbers, you must be a judaholic.

by judaholic January 21, 2023

JudahTheEchidna

A little discord user that makes all of us laugh. He is good at doing his job with ice cream

JudahTheEchidna is my best friend

by Pinetreefinn November 2, 2023

judaic

A politically-correct term to refer to a jew, or a person of jewish heritage.

"I prefer the term 'jew' myself."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Judalupe

In response to confusion. The asking of a question such as what?

girl whispers:do u know the answer for question number three?

boy responds: Judalupe?

girl: she raises her hand and said, "teahcher I have a Judalupe?"

Teacher: Go ahead in ask your Judalupe.

by *Timmy C* March 25, 2009