Never ask a Nigerian to make you jollof rice; that if you're not looking for a way to end your life. They will serve you crusty dry ass uncooked white rice with ketchup and no spice. I had some and swear to god I had food poisoning
They don't even say it right . Like what the hell is Jellof it's Jollof rice ok. Like swallow your pride and accept facts.
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A dark orange looking type of rice invented and best prepared by Nigerians. Ghanaian will want to say theirs is better but actually it is trash. Nigerians are better than them in everything(music,soccer,entertainment,food).Ghanaian always hate on Nigerians and Nigerians do not even care about them thats why Nigerians will always be ahead. In truth Ghanaians are jealous of Nigerians, they try to copy everything from Nigeria and modify but always end up making a disaster just like their jollof rice.
Ghanaian: Oh Ghana jollof is just the best
Nigerian: No its not
Ghanaian : Shut up ours is better
Nigerian: Ok fine, whatever makes you sleep at night
Foreigner: (listening to the convo): No I've tasted the two and Nigeria's Jollof rice own is better . You Ghanaians always think you're better but you're not . Nigerians are and will always be better than you, both in jollof,academics and everything. Now shut up and go pack up your "Ghana must go"bag
Nigerian: No its not
Ghanaian : Shut up ours is better
Nigerian: Ok fine, whatever makes you sleep at night
Foreigner: (listening to the convo): No I've tasted the two and Nigeria's Jollof rice own is better . You Ghanaians always think you're better but you're not . Nigerians are and will always be better than you, both in jollof,academics and everything. Now shut up and go pack up your "Ghana must go"bag
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