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New Jersey Squealer

When you're fucking a midget with orange skin and they scream at the top of their lungs.
Guy 1: "Did you hook up with that girl from Jersey last night?"
Guy 2: " Yeah, I gave her a New Jersey Squealer."
by Gustation April 19, 2018
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New Jersey Finger Hat

When you and your lady are having a good date and things are normal, when she busts out some Bugles and puts one on the tip of your penis.
“Bro my girl is so kinky! Last night we tried a New Jersey Finger Hat and it was amazing. She even ate it afterwards!”
by J0hn_D0e October 10, 2019
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Wear a boys jersey

wear your boyfriend , friends , or crush hoodie 👀 . September 18th
Wear a boys jersey Wear your boyfriends jersey rep his number
by September 18th September 15, 2019
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florence, new jersey

The shittiest town ever, crackheads, sluts, fuckboys, drunks. POTHEADSSSSS but they aren't bad tbh. if you don't smoke or drink you aren't cool so pick up some pot and alcohol and stop being a pussssyyyyy.
All people in Florence, New Jersey are dumb.
by stonersunite July 11, 2017
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Jersey Shore

The dumbest show on MTV, if not ever made. All you'll see here is a buch of Guineas going to clubs, getting in fights, and fist pumping (the dumbest looking thing we ever saw).
Man 1: Did you see Jersey Shore yet?
Man 2: Yeah. It's awesome isn't it?
Man 1: Yeah; watching Italians in clubs is SOOOO fun =/
by Movie And Game Reviewers June 1, 2010
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Jersey Yogurt

When a man from Jersey squeezes his penis until it turns purple and proceeds to ejaculate on the face of a quidette. Next, as the quidette stumbles to find her balance you grab her hair and hang her off your closet...for later use.
Alicia- wow you can really squeeze tight...
Clay- I know I am a republican now GET ON MY MY DOOR YOU TAN PIMPLE POPPER GRENADE. I know you love your Jersey Yogurt.
Alicia- Alright buddy, just don't forget about me behind your door.
by Dantosis September 16, 2011
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Jersey Whore

Someone who watches Jersey Shore.
Often awaits it in excitement
I cant believe how many Jersey Whores watch that awful crap. A lot of bitch about how these smucks are famous and then promote it.
by Parth S Patel April 2, 2011
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