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Jens

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by Crafting_Time January 2, 2017
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Jen-Hsun

the kind of guy everyone looks up to, they are smart ambitious, joyful and usually a hottie. people often refer to a Jen-Hsun as a ray of sunshine. They have a way to light up your day just by having them around. they are very good listeners, they will always be there for the people they care about. they love to make others happy, and will go out of their way to do so. They have so much knowledge to share with others about anything and everything, they are fascinating. A Jen-Hsun may look like a bad boy but they are real softies deep down. They have an incredible sense humour, they can crack up a joke anytime anywhere. Having a Jen-Hsun in your life will bring you joy, happiness, comfort, reassurance and will make you feel alive. So basically they are perfect husband material.
-Girllll did you see that guy over there? Damn i wanna make him mine already
- jeez girl you right, he must be a Jen-Hsun
by Danxca__ November 24, 2021
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Jens

Jens is the best kind of guy that exists. He is kind, but has an edge. He’s a little bit of everything and will make you laugh until your tits fall off. He will listen intently to you even if you’re telling the worst story in the world, and he would expect the same in return. Everyone wants a little piece of Jens.
Oh man, that guy is a real Jens. Not to be confused with gem, but same same!
by k&&&& November 22, 2021
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Polytenztangenic [pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik]

Polytenztangenic pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik

adjective

1. Characterizing a discourse or monologue that explores a wide range of topics or arguments from a singular, often passionate or biased perspective.

2. 2. Describing a spontaneous or energetic outburst that covers a broad spectrum of subjects, influenced by heightened enthusiasm or excitement, often lacking a clear focus but rich in personal references and anecdotes.
Polytenztangenic pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik

adjective

1. In his latest blog post, the author delivers a polytenztangenic tirade that, while seemingly erratic, provides deep insights into his unique worldview on digital privacy.

2. After consuming an excessive amount of energy drinks, she launched into a polytenztangenic rant during the meeting, weaving through topics from corporate strategy to her adventures in backpacking, much to the amusement and confusion of her.
by Veil Couture February 23, 2024
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Black Jen

Hmm i heard that dolphins and sharks repel each other...nah thats a black jen
by Welovecheesypoofs October 9, 2017
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worm and jen

when two people each have a cell phone and one of them is continuously shut off, even if it is not the same phone all the time
susy and ben are pulling a worm and jen
by weezell August 6, 2003
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Jens Julsen

A well-educated boy, with a lot of joy in his school-time. Jens is a cute boy, who gets all the girls in Vejle, and even in Copenhagen too. Jens won the pretty-boy worldwide competition in 2020. Jens is all about love, and he wishes you the best of luck in your future.
The coolest guy in town is Jens Julsen
by jennnnei October 7, 2019
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