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birthed a jellyfish

A large period clot that resembles a jellyfish in the toilet bowl.
I sneezed and it felt like I birthed a jellyfish. Or That blob was so large was so large it looked like I birthed a jellyfish
by Mac C October 13, 2023
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forbidden jellyfish

A sex toy that is only the ass portion that has been abandoned on the beach
Randy found a forbidden jellyfish on the beach and now it stings when he pisses
by Unslanted March 18, 2021
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Jellyfishing

When you have to fish the used condom out of his asshole because it slipped off.
After we finished fucking, I had to go jellyfishing so we wouldn't lose the condom.
by Pornicus November 26, 2013
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Catch jellyfish

To catch feelings.

Example: butterflys in my/your stomach
This man/ woman is amazing. I didn't even mean to catch jellyfish, but I cant get him/her off my mind.
by That girl xoxo August 19, 2019
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Jellyfish

Samantha: “You’re so skinny, I hate you bitch.” Amanda: “Don’t be a jellyfish!”
by Toledo burrito February 16, 2019
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Jellyfish

From jelly, verb, describing an action like posting or mentioning an action, event, or status, with that action's purpose to include, even accidentally, a reaction of jealousy from the audience.
Ex: "Charlie posted pictures of himself in Scotland. Homie be jellyfishing."
"My ex's sister said my ex just got engaged. Girl just trying to jellyfish me."
by The23LLTT May 30, 2017
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punching jellyfish

When you can fit your whole fist inside a woman’s vagina
Dude, i had my whole fist in there, it was like punching jellyfish
by Jelly lover 69 December 26, 2023
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