jeezer

A pimped out jersy of any sport

Yo man, I gotta get that sick jeezer for the game.

by Daniel Walcott May 12, 2003

jesters

A jesters is a wackaloon who works with fellow blondeislost matrons to make the Internet safe for pervies and convert Internet chatrooms to a state of matronation.

He couldn't tell the truth if his life relied on it. His matronation made him a jesters.

by TIZReporter October 16, 2005

Court Jester

The simultaneous fisting of a females vaginal and rectal cavity.

Also can be described as 5 in the pink and 5 in the stink

I just gave my old lady the court jester and now she's walking like she shit out a watermelon

by keepfrosty October 10, 2009

Jeter's an astro

Thin Texas blondes who pursue rich classy black guys for the purposes of making a baby that will grow up to be the next star athlete or entertainer ala New York Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter.

A.K.A. Wall Street for white girls.

Amber is crazy. One minute she's saying the N-word, next thing you know, Jeter's an Astro.

by idiot buster April 20, 2005

Jeeterlicious

A food or beverage that tastes awful, and typically has one or more body hairs in it. The opposite of delicious.

"This danish is jeeterlicious, I think I'm going to take it back and ask for another."

by Shamber26 March 27, 2009

jester sham

An awesome MC . I got a bootleg of him with about 5 of his songs on it. Each are absolutley crazy. His big attention getter is the lyrics, the metaphors are just incredible and he has a non stop flow which is as smooth as it gets. My faveorite song was "off the air" sham completly comes at the commercial rap scene and completley tears 50cent in nuthing, then rips up all the record companies and exposes the bull-shit they put out, the best part iz dat nobody could fuck with this song cause of the incredibly complex lyrics. another amazing song was The Answer? getting as deep as anybody could with amazing lyrical content, My personal favorite though is "Death Toll" this song is just too sick, the lyics are tottaly crazy and ill. Sham is a must get for real hip-hop fans, try to find a bootleg of some of his songs, or just be patient untill he finally come out with material you you can buy.

Jester Sham- an awsome rapper who would tear anybody who steps to him.

by josepheram August 21, 2006

jeefers creefers

a general exclamation for when you can't believe something. Similar to 'Jeepers Creepers' but with much more heart, character.

Guy 1: Man, I just stepped in dog poop!
Guy 2: Aw, jeefers creefers, dude!

by Bananapie-let August 5, 2016