the jizz moppers job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, cause practically everyone does it right on the glass. I dont know if youve noticed but cum stains if you dont clean it up right away
by voll July 11, 2003
Get the jizz mopper mug.A) A pinta that is filled with semen instead of candy.
B) A word used for special occasions do describe an unpleasant and annoying woman who is considered by many to a cum bag.
B) A word used for special occasions do describe an unpleasant and annoying woman who is considered by many to a cum bag.
A) God damnit, uncle Pedro! We told you to fill it with candy. A jizz pinata is NOT an appropriate thing to have at a quinceañera. Now the girls are crying and you've ruined their dresses!
B) Britney! Who invited that stupid jizz pinata to our taco party?
B) Britney! Who invited that stupid jizz pinata to our taco party?
by kungfuru January 27, 2011
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The ejaculatory fluids secreted by a female sex organ. (I. E. the vagina or va jay jay) Or the act of secreting said fluids.
by Socrates and Fruit Loops June 30, 2011
Get the Lady Jizz mug.The act of ejaculating in one's trousers. It is implied that this expression is used when it takes very little to arouse someone to the point of climax.
The term was first coined and used as the refrain and title of a song created by The Lonely Island and premiering on Saturday Night Live as a digital short.
The term was first coined and used as the refrain and title of a song created by The Lonely Island and premiering on Saturday Night Live as a digital short.
1: I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check-out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
2: When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
3:I looked up a definition in the Urban Dictionary and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check-out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
2: When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
3:I looked up a definition in the Urban Dictionary and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
by Tamek December 17, 2008
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Guy 1: Hey man did you just jizz in your pants?
Guy 2: Yeah, it happened when that girl grazed my jacket with hers. I shot a load off.
Guy 1: Damn, that's weak!
Guy 2: Yeah, I know, I'm a virgin.
Jizz in my pants
Guy 2: Yeah, it happened when that girl grazed my jacket with hers. I shot a load off.
Guy 1: Damn, that's weak!
Guy 2: Yeah, I know, I'm a virgin.
Jizz in my pants
by 123_Fake_Street January 13, 2009
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Get the Jizzack mug.A person that makes like harder for themsleves by destroying or lossing their own property before a big event or party. Normaly something they do often.
by teh gil gil January 18, 2009
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