jennifer-jason-leigh-ed (verb) To be made the object of one SWFs obsession, much to your chagrin. Reminiscent of the style done to Bridget Fonda by Jennifer Jason Leigh in the cinematic adventure Single White Female (1992). The single white female in question tries way too hard to be your friend, which only makes you flee the scene in the opposite direction! Beware of this insta-friend. And be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
Dude. I totally got jennifer-jason-leigh-ed by that psycho chic we met. Watch your back. She's crafty.
by Foxy_Guacamole April 9, 2010
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Me: You got the tickets?
My sister: For what?
Me: The Dodgers game
My sister: Oh to see Jason Bateman
Me: Yeah
My sister: You know he's married with kids
Me: DAMN!
My sister: For what?
Me: The Dodgers game
My sister: Oh to see Jason Bateman
Me: Yeah
My sister: You know he's married with kids
Me: DAMN!
by rebel steele June 22, 2015
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Jason is a usually a sarcastic person, but deep down he really cares about you, even if he doesn't really show it. He is a loyal person and a good listener. Jason is also good in the bed and has a big schlong. He is a romantic, genuinely nice man.
Jason is such a nice person
by wiseman2143 February 10, 2019
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Jason is frozen in an ice chamber thing.
Centuries later, he is thawed out, and goes around killing dumbasses from the future.
Somehow, Jason becomes mechanically enhanced, therefore he can now kill people while looking even more like an idiot.
Jason dies in a duel with a stereotypical black guy while being blown up in an exploding ship.
Never see this movie.
Jason is frozen in an ice chamber thing.
Centuries later, he is thawed out, and goes around killing dumbasses from the future.
Somehow, Jason becomes mechanically enhanced, therefore he can now kill people while looking even more like an idiot.
Jason dies in a duel with a stereotypical black guy while being blown up in an exploding ship.
Never see this movie.
by Rastablowtorch November 3, 2005
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by Kuhana March 28, 2005
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The evidence/theories that point to Jason.
1.Jason had no alibi the night of the murders He stated he was cooking in front of over 150 people the night of the murders at the restaurant he works at, but the restaurant that he worked at during the murders could hold a maximum of 87 people at any one time. He also later stated in a civil deposition that he clocked out after the murders had taken place.
2.Jason Simpson had developed a crush on Nicole Brown Simpson, and was angry at the lifestyle she was involved in, which included drug use.
3.After committing the murders, Jason called Simpson to the crime scene. Simpson struggled with his son to take the weapons from him, thus providing the detectives with the gloves and the blood evidence that would be used at his trial. Dear also believes this is where O.J. received the cut on his hand that prosecutors said was inflicted during the murders.
4. The bloody gloves were to small to fit O.J. who had larger hands than his son.
The evidence/theories that point to Jason.
1.Jason had no alibi the night of the murders He stated he was cooking in front of over 150 people the night of the murders at the restaurant he works at, but the restaurant that he worked at during the murders could hold a maximum of 87 people at any one time. He also later stated in a civil deposition that he clocked out after the murders had taken place.
2.Jason Simpson had developed a crush on Nicole Brown Simpson, and was angry at the lifestyle she was involved in, which included drug use.
3.After committing the murders, Jason called Simpson to the crime scene. Simpson struggled with his son to take the weapons from him, thus providing the detectives with the gloves and the blood evidence that would be used at his trial. Dear also believes this is where O.J. received the cut on his hand that prosecutors said was inflicted during the murders.
4. The bloody gloves were to small to fit O.J. who had larger hands than his son.
by CrackHe@d May 14, 2007
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