jap-nasty

being so horribly drunk that you can't form sentences.

I swooped hahah what no dude what ffff sugar with it haha I know right what dude I'm really jap-nasty leave me alone *hiccup*

by neu December 9, 2003

jap slap

Flip-flops or thongs. The Japanese wear these a lot and when you walk they slap your foot.

I can't go to the beach until I find my jap slaps.

by the jap slap dude May 1, 2008

Jap-a-Nigga

They are also known to obsesses and worship pale skinny Japanese girls and surf the net for Japanese girls with watermelon breasts. They will holler out and cover their mouth and say "oh shit!" whenever they see a cute Japanese girl bending over while eating her noodles like Naruto.

Damn, that Jap a Nigga always going crazy over that slutsoft shit. What's wrong with him? He needs some jap pussy badly while she cuts his ears off and plays around with it.

The worst thing to be is a Jap-a-Nigga. They make me so sick I hate japanese people now.

by boozec September 9, 2010

Jap's Eye

Coarse slang. The external opening to the male urethra; the slit-like hole at the top of a man's penis; the meatus. urethra, meatus

The soap caused a stinging sensation in his jap's eye.

by Iris Vant November 23, 2016

jap anus relations

A category hilariously misinterpreted by Sean Connery on Saturday Night Live's Celebrity jeopardy sketch. The category was Japan U.s. relations

Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, please pick a category
Connery: Give me jap anus relations for 200

by Lilparkczar November 22, 2007

Jap-slap

definition 1: When you slap someone with your penis, normally around the face.

Definition 2: To be slapped on the end of the penis.

Dude1: dude you just hit me on the end of my dick.
Dude2: ye man you got Jap-slapped

by Danhan January 11, 2008

Superman Jap Slap

Superman Jap Slap is when you perform the martial arts move of the “Superman Punch” but instead of punching, you slap your opponent with an open palm moving in a downward diagonal motion right-to-left (for right handers).

Dude, that student just got Superman Jap Slapped by his teacher!

by Mr. Beef Wellington January 24, 2019