A very loving boy who will fall in love and lose the love of his life for a HUGE mistake, but then finally win her back by being the sweetest and more perfect boy EVER. A James will usually be 100% freaky and 100% Sweet and 100% romantic. He will fall in love with this girl and become so comfortable. They will live together and love forever.
by Alexia Kay July 7, 2018

The dumbest smart boy you will ever meet. Prefers kicking to socializing with humans. His eyebrows go straight across his face and he employs a total of three different facial expressions. Loves eating kiwis with the skins on. Is the human embodiment of a cringey martial arts movie. His neck is the same width of his head. Only speaks to say weird things no one was talking about and no one understands. Says things like "awkward silence" out loud and thinks it's socially acceptable. Loves jacking off to magic the gathering lore.
by Youreverydaymegabitch February 27, 2019

A huge headass. The definition of a noodlehead. Will definitely take care of you if you're blackout drunk and then roast you endless for the days that follow. Rarely sweet but a good friend. Extremely loud.
by noodlehead26 September 1, 2018

James is a beautiful man. He’s typically really nice and doesn’t really get much pimples. He’s probably one of the most genuine guys you’ll meet. James is someone who is very flirtatious and cute— so if he’s trying to flirt with you he’s probably interested. He does adorable things that nobody else really does anymore (like watching sunsets or looking at the stars) and enjoys the outdoors. He’s encouraging, and seems to use cheesy pickup lines but he makes them himself and really means it. If you ever meet a James, take your time with him.
by ayaloveee September 2, 2018

A James is the best sort of person you'll ever know. A James is fearless, charming and funny.
Not to mention, a James is simply gorgeous. His eyes are twinkling, and most certainly his best facial feature, and his body is typically remarkable; not an inch of badness inside of him. Sometimes you might get lost in his sweet, shaggy locks, and sometimes you will get lost within his ever so dreamy eyes. A truly remarkable person. If he is ever in your life, remember that you are privileged to have him in your life. James is simply remarkable. Don't ever let him go. Never.
Not to mention, a James is simply gorgeous. His eyes are twinkling, and most certainly his best facial feature, and his body is typically remarkable; not an inch of badness inside of him. Sometimes you might get lost in his sweet, shaggy locks, and sometimes you will get lost within his ever so dreamy eyes. A truly remarkable person. If he is ever in your life, remember that you are privileged to have him in your life. James is simply remarkable. Don't ever let him go. Never.
by Jammy pickle November 21, 2019

A: Hey You Guys Know James?
B: Yeah that one guy who makes those edgy comments?
A: Yeah he just told me that *insert edgy comment here*
B: Damn that must have ruined your vibe
A: It did
B: Yeah that one guy who makes those edgy comments?
A: Yeah he just told me that *insert edgy comment here*
B: Damn that must have ruined your vibe
A: It did
by A Literal Glass Of Water July 15, 2020

He will most likely never date a girl with an A in her name because they are the best girls to date and that's reality. These people will side with you then leave you, yet their romantic abilities when they take you in is totally of another kind :)
by Happy Christian September 30, 2020
