leather jacket foreskin

someone who usually keeps to themselves and is unpopular or a loser. The "leather jacket foreskin" is king of the foreskins and is therefore a much bigger loser than the rest of his foreskin crew. Usually people with the name "dylan Bretherton" are reffered to as leather jacket foreskins because they are bullied by their peers.

guy 1: hey did you see dylan at the party
guy 2: no. he never goes to parties
guy 1: hes such a leather jacket foreskin
guy 2: i heard he got bummed by taylor nastri

by foresKIN May 15, 2013

Jacket

The file regaurding ones behaviours and actions while incarcerated

They caught Willhelm with a shank! With that in his jacket, he's looking at another year.

by Dat White boyee December 19, 2007

ski-doo jacket

Having sex with something cold, usually a dead body, while wearing a colored or flavored condom.

I'd like to ski-doo jacket Marilyn Monroe.

by Cdawg79 May 24, 2008

Donkey Jacket

A jacket that bin men used to wear, very heavy felt

My wife wanted a fur jacket so I got her a donkey jacket.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Joke Jacker

When someone jumps in on a joke or a piss-take and trys to add to it or take it over. Normally a sad person who has no life or the usual cunt who just needs attention that othwise he/she would go un-noticed.

1st person: Hey did you hear the one about...etc,etc

Sad lonely cunt: Haha yeh ive heard this (then trys to take over joke or adds to it.

1st person: Oh great, a Joke Jacker, what a cunt

by kevtucks January 29, 2009

Flap Jacket

See "Flap"

A flap jacket is a condom, but not just any condom... You must refer to pussy as flap in order to call a condom a flap jacket.

Flap :: Pussy
Flap Jacket :: Condom

"My roommate was digging through all my drawers, cause he was out of flap jackets"

"Melissa might be a keeper. She doesn't mind football, loves Old Chicago and doesn't make me wear a flap jacket"

by Dirk Daddy August 18, 2011

stoner jacket

A jacket like a Baja Hoodie (Drug Rug) that people who smoke weed use to smoke in. This is mainly due to the fact that it's basically a blanket hoodie, that absorbs a lot of the odor/smoke.

Jaiden and I got hella high high this weekend, and my Stoner Jacket reeks!!

by HeavyWeightJaneSmoker May 8, 2014