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Josh

Very short
Bad at video games
Sweat at english (worst subject)
Captain of every sport
Funny
Future Job: TV show host
Likes Holding on poles
In his own world (neutral)
Cant hear
Likes eating out of date yoghurt (chunky)
6 pack
gets the girls
"Deap voice"
"Hey ur a josh at games" "I know :("
by Louise Mary Jayne November 18, 2018
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Josh

Josh is a sus person that is in sledgang and is your typical white boy and uses no u as a comeback
Josh is sus.
by A sus February 18, 2020
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Josh

wow josh has big cock
by wowsocool wors April 20, 2021
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Joshed

Verb
The action of uncontrollable diarrhea leading to spraying a restroom toilet, wall, floors and anything else in the surrounding "spray zone" usually brought on by poor diet and or alcohol.
Can someone call maintenance it looks like we've been Joshed again.
by Prosciutto Diparma May 16, 2018
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Josh

Josh is the most caring human on this planet. Anyone that has met Josh is the luckiest person on the planet. Josh is super smart and funny and can make a whole room burst with laughter. Josh is also one of the cutest, hottest, and baddest people you will ever meet. Josh makes you want to look into his eyes all day and night. If you ever meet Josh, make sure to make him the happiest person in the world because he deserves the world. I am so lucky to have met Josh in my life.
Hey who is the bestest, cutest, hottest, handomest, and smartest person in the world?
Hey that's Josh
by Josh's girlfriend future wife October 16, 2021
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Josh

Tiny dick, big bitch, possibly gay, Klinefelter syndrome having ass nigga who probably wants your D. If you see a Josh just try to out run him which should be easy too do due too his morbidly obese stature. If he does manage to catch you, he will most likely pull you pants down and molest you.
Person 1: “HELP THERES A JOSH COMING”
Person 2: “PH JESUS CHRIST RUN. HIDE THE KIDS”
Josh: “COME HERE LITTLE BOY
by White_Van_Man March 30, 2020
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Josh

looks just like Andy Bernard from the office. He has a tendency to say booya after he busts a nut and call his loved one pookiebear. He loves to eat ass and also is referred to as creamer from time to time
Damn that guy has chocolate all over his mouth he must have pulled a josh
by jeboris123 March 7, 2023
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