Jonathan better known ass Jon Jon has a very small penis dosent last in bed he limited to a little bit of stuff he very small it’s sad
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Get the Jonathan mug.Jonathan means Gift Of God (which is very very ture) He's a great friend and he's not too shy and not too talkative. Jonathan is super creative and very smart but dose not like putting his brain to it's full capacity. He loves Sports and makes only the best friend. He's a fun guy to be around but sometimes he tries to be too funny. He will never stay mad at someone for more than 2 hours. Just a great guy to be around.
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Girl 1:OMG Brittany Jonathan’s dick is so small!
Girl 2:Haha I was actually gonna fuck him,what a loser.
Girl 2:Haha I was actually gonna fuck him,what a loser.
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Get the Jonathan mug.Normally a name associated with huge douches that go to crossfit, brag about lifting heavy stuff, and can't hold their liquor.
Dude, did you hear about that guy that talks about crossfit all the time and makes lame jokes? Yeah, such a Jonathan.
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Person 1: Omg he's such a Jonathan
Person 2: He looks ripe for breeding :)
Person 3: Tag Team?????
Person 2: Hell yeah!
Person 2: He looks ripe for breeding :)
Person 3: Tag Team?????
Person 2: Hell yeah!
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The name can be traced back to the Ancient Greece empire, where it got used as an slang word for anal sex. Jonathan’s are more likely to have aids or std. But ones you find a German Jonathan don’t hesitate, they are clean like a queen.
The name can be traced back to the Ancient Greece empire, where it got used as an slang word for anal sex. Jonathan’s are more likely to have aids or std. But ones you find a German Jonathan don’t hesitate, they are clean like a queen.
Jonathan what are you doing
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