This abomination of a being can destroy the universe by using 0.1 percent of his power. He usually hides his fat in his disposable miniature pocket universes that he has in his magic pockets , but there have been incidents in other dimensions where the parallel John (which is not as powerful as the John in this universe) destroyed 1 billion other dimensions which teared a hole in the multiverse by accidentally letting out 10 percent of his power.
Below is rare footage of John using 0.000000000000000000000000000000001 percent of his power
Below is rare footage of John using 0.000000000000000000000000000000001 percent of his power
Eminem: something’s wrong, I can feel it
Eminem:if this is what I think it is, we’re in big trouble
John: LAUGHS IN JOHN
Eminem:if this is what I think it is, we’re in big trouble
John: LAUGHS IN JOHN
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A john is always trying to live an exemplary life style and is highly conscious about morals and traditions, making a very morally upright personality and character. A johns smiles are to die for, often with the cutest dimples, and warmest hugs. Very good kissers tho. They often relate with everyone but have very few true friends, when you finally battle your way through, to thier heart, you'll for ever live to be happy about the decision of giving them your heart. Wise, caring, and loving advisers. Always too good to be true, they are like a fairy tale come true.
Get yourself a John an get yourself love in its purest and undisolved form.
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Guy 2: Yup, that's John a very hardworking guy.
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