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Jamaican Milkshake

While receiving dome, when the man is about to ejaculate he thursts his penis into the girls throat, causing throwup, then cums in her mouth. After he pulls out he punches the female in the nose causing blood to drip down also into the mouth. Your fresh slampiece will probably be crying at this point resulting in adding tears to the mixture. Take your mixture of spit, semen, puke blood and tears, close mouth and shake head. Once finished you have your scrumptious Jamaican Milkshake.
Last night I enjoyed a Jamaican Milkshake from my fresh slam piece
Jamaican Milkshake by Get x Wet February 23, 2011

Jamaican Houseguest 

Slang term for receiving oral sex backward (so the butt is above the eyes) from a woman and defacating on her forehead/eyes while this happens.
Dude, she was sucking him off and he totally Jamaican Houseguested her face!
Jamaican Houseguest by Nast-E August 21, 2007

jamaican rainforest 

when a male or female performs a diarhea session on the other's head causing the pooplets to dribble down onto the face.
Moquisha: My man gave me the jamaican rainforest and now i have pink eye

Tasha: you should have worn some eyepatches you know better than that!

Jamaican Roulette 

The intentional and deliberate act of hiding kief throughout a bowl of marijuana as a means of getting an unsuspecting member of the session simply "high as shit"
"That bowl must have been a Jamaican roulette because I just blew my brains out!"
Jamaican Roulette by jdmels November 3, 2008

jamaican bobsled 

a sexual act that consists of three people, 2 of which are male. 1 man is having anal intercourse with the women in the doggy style. durring this the second male lies parallel and under the women with his cock in her mouth. the second male also proceeds to lick the first males testicals.
"dude i gave you a call last night and you didn't pick up"
"ya srry i was asleep"
"well you missed out we were gonna give this chick the jamaican bobsled"

Jamaican Board Wax 

A sexual act in which a man takes a runny shit on a woman's chest, rubs it all over her, jumps on her stomach, and rides her down a flight of stairs.
I gave this bitch a Jamaican Board Wax last night and she broke her nose. It was awesome.
Jamaican Board Wax by Dick Fishburg November 18, 2007

Jamaican Oven 

Waiting until the shower is nice and steamy, and then letting one rip. The smell combines with the steam to make a smelly gas.
Before my girlfriend got into the shower I made it a Jamaican oven.
Jamaican Oven by Middaughsome February 27, 2012