japanese cockfighting

Basically what Pokémon is

You like Pokémon?
Nah it's just Japanese cockfighting

by Lunatic Titty Mastering Fringe July 15, 2016

japanese airstrike

the moment that you finally get to let go of your bowel movements that you have been holding in ever so dearly all day long and the moment between you pulling down your pants and ass cheeks meeting the seat, the feces drops to the water, like an f-50 dropping a missile as it flies by.

when i got to my house, i Japanese airstrikes my toilet mid-air.

by boy-yence-see January 25, 2018

japanese grease

When you use the drippings of your take-out to oil your henges or fix your hair.

Girl 1: yo, you got that japanese grease? My hair is flat

Girl 2: yeah I just went to Mr. Wongs today.

by CammieBox February 2, 2017

Japanese Blumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while one is dropping a deuce in a squat toilet.

That Thai lady boi gave Henry a Japanese Blumpkin….he didn’t even see her balls hanging as he pinched that massive loaf.

by Mexican Blumpkin August 20, 2022

Japanese Blazer

The act of a Japanese person defecating on another person by surprise.

Those South African rugby players sure got a good Japanese Blazer over the weekend

by Flash1980 December 6, 2015

Japanese Napalm

When you’re fucking a girl in the ass and she leaves diarrhea on your dick

After a taco dinner with my girl, I put it in her ass and she Japanese Napalmed all over me and the clean sheets

by ZBarry McKockinerL December 25, 2022

Japanese Toilet

First used by the duo Trixie and Katya, Japanese Toilet is the sexual act of a man putting his testicles inside a woman's anus and then removing them to place in her mouth. The man then urinates on her eyes.

Trixie though he was so hot, she wanted him to give her a Japanese Toilet later.

by ElvenSailor August 9, 2023