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Japanese War Fountain 

When you eat nothing but chili for a couple of days while holding off the urge to take a shit and when it finally becomes unbearable you stand over your other (preferably in a bathtub) and spray your fountain of explosive diarrhea all over them.
My relationship with my old lady went to the next level when she let me give her a Japanese War Fountain
Japanese War Fountain by Spnanksbdv February 28, 2020
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japanese giant salamander 

The weeb's favorite salamander because its big like their wiafus tits and it lives in japan
Person1: that guys such a weeb I bet his favorite salamander is the Japanese giant salamander
Person2:yeah

japanese safety boots

Australian thongs 🩴

Home work attire
Mowed the lawn today in my Japanese safety boots

Japanese Beefcake 

A Japanese Chad
That kid at school was a real Japanese beefcake.
Japanese Beefcake by Wompert June 9, 2021

Japanese War Chariot 

A Japanese car produced/made 1999 or prior, the car generally resembles the great Yamato Battleship in its presence on the road, This is due to a number of things such as size, aggressive appearance or beefy appearance, history or even mystery. The car is usually unnecessarily long and wide, it could also be described as a presidential / imperialistic limo who's presence on the road could also make you feel uncomfortable. Don't be fooled though these weapons of mass destruction usually have the finest engines to be produced out of Japan and will eat your euro piece of shit for breakfast lunch and dinner.
Guy 1: "Woah! did you see that 1998 Toyota Crown drive past"

Guy 2: "Yeah I did, It's a bit of a Japanese War Chariot"
Japanese War Chariot by H4RSH October 16, 2021

Japanese Cheese 

When your lactose intolerant friend drops a massive duke in the toilet and calls it dropping Hiroshima.
My friend Sean dropped a massive Japanese cheese after eating 5 cheese bread, Alfredo, cheezits, and a milkshake.
Japanese Cheese by Wanjarthen November 28, 2021

Japanese fuck robot 

Your wildest sexual fantasy realized through the magic of virtual reality, artificial intelligence and good old American pornographic addiction.
So, did I tell you that I'm getting married?
No shit! Where did you meet her?
CES; She was the Japanese fuck robot with the strange smile and strap-on feature.
Sounds like you've met your dream girl, eh?
For sure! Check out my whip marks! And she has 20 million sisters ready to serve, 24/7/365!
Japanese fuck robot by YAWA March 10, 2022