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Ivy

Ivy is so cool #Wang
by snoming February 12, 2023
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Ivy Joy

Fearless, beautiful, concise, driven superwoman in the flesh meeting her is a breath of fresh air
Ivy Joy show is the most phenomenal woman you’ll ever meet. She is such a pleasant treat to the world.
by Cleopatra the great October 15, 2023
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Little Ivy League

A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”
Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.
by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023
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ivy

you're short and have a space between your buckteeth. kinda like spongebob.
you're like the ivy but in my league
by nodeepwoken January 8, 2024
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Kayla Ivy

“Olu Carter and Kelly Greer could really never , we all know Kayla Ivy do it better”
by misskivy May 14, 2023
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Ivy

Ivy is a word hard to understand. The word has many different things it wants to achieve. How come it doesnt? Well its not fit to achieve them "Ivy" likes to wallow in its sadness. Its a word that promotes the lifestyle of drugs, money, hoes. Knowing how to use an Ivy can be tough, telling it you love it and giving the word lots of compliments seemed to to the trick untill lately where Ivy just decided not to belive in anything. The word lets go of things to easily and looses hope too fast. The words synonymous start becoming distant pushing it away untill eventually Ivy is left with just antonyms. The word feels itsself being scribbled and used less everyday, Ivy wants to make a comeback. The word will try to take care of itself, erasing, straightening its edges, etc. All for it to completely ruin everything the next day, but let me tell you this about the word Ivy.
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Its a very lonely word, it always will be unless it changes something. The word ivy needs time to reflect with itself. Lately its been listening to music (Ivy's are never good at gatekeeping or saving surprises) Always so eager to please. Ivy's used to like rap, then "weird music" maybe it had a vocoloid phase, after that started getting into phonk, trap, and circled all the way back to rap. This time a little more sad I dont know but just take the time to understand yourself all you other ivys word lovers. Im not sure how but you will figure it out theres no rush, all love🫰
The next person, Ivy, will be sent to dumb mothafucker heaven.
by Ohwhywhywhy November 20, 2023
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Ivy crawler

A girl that that gives a blow job to non manscaped penis.
I haven't trimmed in months but she still sucked me off, she's a real ivy crawler!
by ___kendi___ June 24, 2018
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