Ivan

Someone who smashes every girl they see and probably has the biggest chilito in the world ivan is know for how big his heart and dick is

Aye you have an ivan?

by Gremlinlover67 January 12, 2018

Ivana

Best hand-porn buddy ever!!!! She is the sexiest sweetest and kindest friend that you will ever meet

That sexy girl over there looks like an Ivana

by Sexy<3 69 November 10, 2014

Ivanka

She looks like an oompa loompa from Willy Wonka

She looks like a Oompa Loompa!
She must be an Ivanka!

by Hfben May 20, 2018

Ivan's Law

Going to a strip club and getting a lapdance from the first girl that approached you, no matter how ugly she is

You just followed Ivan's Law tonight

by Don Nelson10 July 14, 2010

Ivanhoe

Camper

Oh my god! Ivanhoe!!!

by Predator April 11, 2003

crazy ivan

When a jack ass driving on the highway realizes they are going to miss their exit at the last second cuts across three lanes of traffic to make it with complete disregard of other drivers on the road. Usually causing extreme cases of road rage. Taken from the movie The hunt for red October.

CRAZY IVAN!!!!! Jim did you see that as***le cut me off? I almost spilled my beer!!!

by wfbi March 17, 2011

Ivan

A nice guy with a godzilla penis. Every girl wants to suck the soul out if his 69 inch cock. He lasts for 9 hours in bed and rips vaginas. He is a genius and is awesome in every way possible. Ivan is a human any human needs to exist.

I want to suck the organs out of Ivan’s dick

by Swallowthatpussy445 November 4, 2020