Ivan zharkov

He is a large Asian man with the smallest penis ever recorded he always cums in class while he is looking at the teacher.
The word "Ivan zharkov" refers to a person who fucks tables.
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Ivan

Look at this cool cat! Ivan exudes a calm and collected vibe, always taking life in stride and never letting stress get the best of him. He has mastered the art of living in the present moment, appreciating the simple pleasures and embracing a slow-paced lifestyle. Whether he's lounging at the beach or chilling with friends at a cozy café, Ivan has the remarkable ability to make even the most mundane activities feel like a relaxing adventure. With his effortless charm and witty sarcasm, Ivan has a natural talent for making people feel at ease in his presence. He's the kind of person who can strike up a conversation with anyone, effortlessly connecting on a deeper level. His laid-back approach to socializing creates an open and welcoming atmosphere, making others feel comfortable being themselves around him.
Guy 1: Wow that dude i just talked to seemed like the best person to be friends with ever.
Guy 2: He must be an Ivan.
by Thecoolkat47 November 21, 2023
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Ivan

Ivan is an asshole who will use you until he’s bored of you.He’s the biggest hoe who doesn’t know what he wants.He’s a tryhard fuckboy.Don’t come a cross ivan if u don’t want your feelings hurt
Ivan is such a hoe
-yeah ik he sucks
by baddieroko November 21, 2021
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Ivan

Ivan is a guy you meet at your most needed time in life. He initially appears as a cold, cool guy, unapproachable and uninterested, but once you meet him, he is a warm, funny, smart and lovable person. The definition of "bad guy". As a lover, he cares a lot about you. He would make small surprises for you, "stupid" things as he would say, but are the most adorable gifts you would receive. He satisfies you from all points of view 😏.
You are lucky if you know an Ivan. He being in your life would be the best moment ever.
- Why are you smiling?
- You know, just Ivan...

- Oh, so you had a fun time last night.
by AlexandraKD November 23, 2021
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Fernando Ivan Ruiz

Fernando is the type of boy who you knew you would love the day u met him .. he’s the guy who makes life worth living and the guy who makes everything seem more easy … he’s the type of boy you’ll call “ love of my life” and end up being with .. he can stay to himself at times but that won’t change the fact that he loves u .. things get hard but the love stays the same , as always ! <3
If your my Fernando Ivan Ruiz ? I love you so much ml !
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Ivan

Piano obsession, Cello lover

Best friends with Joe andrews

Fellow druggie

Collects tennis balls
Joe andrews:nahhh g

Ivan: you go bestie
by I like bubbles November 24, 2020
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Ivan

Fine asf, sexy asf, but isn’t mature and always been a player. moves on way to fast and always know what girl he’s gonna go for next. obsessed with karate kid that movie sucks. he really don’t gaf about your feelings once he knows he’s had you he doesn’t put in no effort. responds late asf
“I think ivan is the one” “remember how he treated you he ain’t shit!”
by CamilaM July 27, 2022
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