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Ivan Cordoves

A man with a perfect body, facial features, and a ginormous cock. Truly a gift from god that was put on this earth.
I swear, the guy in this photo is such an Ivan Cordoves that he’s just irresistible!
by Gringo Diablo November 24, 2021
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ivan pablo muñoz

A fucking god-like Mexican hotty. Probably moved to Maine from Virginia. LAMEASS. Dates random thiccc girls cuz he kinda basic. He makes the dirtiest comments. Loves his friends mom. A Fortnite legend. He spits bars ngl.
Yo have you met Ivan Pablo Muñoz?

No bro I’m gay...
by Don’t ask no tell March 5, 2019
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Ivan

The sexiest man alive! Smart,funny,sweet,super attractive, amazing lovers,great body,large penis. Can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a ivan you are very lucky to have them in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable ! Be on the lookout for them tho because they might steal your Panda Express!
Ivan ur such a big boy now
Give me my Panda Express back ivan!
by Currymunchwe497 June 11, 2022
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Ivan Jakus

A noise making bumbling shitstick ape who needs to shut the fuck up before i close his head in a panini make and make a fucking toasted sandwich
DON'T BE AN IVAN JAKUS JOSHUA
by BILLY BOBBY1197 November 23, 2021
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Mr. Ivan J. Clinkscale

Is a man that I fell in love with a genuinely unpredictable kind loving a man with personality stamina integrity loyalty a king of all trades a friend we need it a lover at all times and the reason why I know this is because I've seen all sides to them and I can speak upon it and define him as this there's always good and bad with everything that comes
Mr. Ivan J. Clinkscale A great man
by Mourgun M. Mayhem August 11, 2024
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Ivan

Bro Ivan is sometimes sweaty
by jumbo_munchkins November 22, 2021
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Ivan

The Legend. He is terminators son. Also know as the sexiest Man on earth. Likable guy. If he is sitting next to you give him a kiss. If u are a girl. Just saying. Great at sports. sucks at video games. Hustler. Always keeps laughing even when he's the most depressed.
Person: What's your name?
Ivan: Ivan
Person: lets be friends.
by anonymous November 3, 2021
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