Italians

Italians are located in the southern part of of Europe. thay are a particularly cultured country. If you see one, don't call him a "Don". He will punch you in the face and walk away. Italy is also known for its music. such artists as Gabry Ponte from Eiffel 65, Emanuele Inglese, as well as all the opera people.
Italy is a leading manufacturer of automobiles. Ferrari, Lamborghini, Fiat, Alfa Romeo, Lancia, and Pagani all are very successful Italian auto makers. In the WRC (World Rally Championship) Lancia holds the record for most consecutive wins. From 1987 to 1992 the Lancia Delta won six Championship titles. Italy is most famous for it's food; lasagna, spaghetti, pizza, prosciutto. The Italians that i know are very friendly. Italian exchange students are very fun. From my experiences Italian exchange students are the best. They cook, clean, and are a joy to have around.

American guy to Italian guy "Hey i was just wondering, What is it like to live in Italy?"

Italian guy to American "It's great! I miss all the Italians."

by deli.it July 23, 2009

italian

Italians are the hottest people ever. Everyone things are sexy boys are gay, but just because they dress better than anyone on earth, doesn't make them gay, actually they are very hott and straight. We have the best food in the freaking world, people who say pizza is American, need to go to Napoli and eat at a REAL pizzeria, one of the small ones in a back ally. Not only, we also created ice cream, the piano, teh compass, and had some of the greatest minds in history, Michelangelo, Da Vinci, Rafaelle, Donatello, Petrarca, Tiziano, Boccaccio, Bellini, Machiavelli, Castiglione, Vasari. America was not only discovered by the Italian CRISTOFORO COLOMBO, NOT Christopher Columbus, but named after an Italian, AMERIGO Vespucci. We play soccer better than any country in the world and this summer proves that, anyone who gives us shit about winning the World Cup just needs to watch us kick ass some more. We have the tightest cars, teh prettiest cities, the most beautiful beaches on Earth in my homeland, SARDEGNA! (proud to be a "sardine"!).

We do not all have mafia connections, Italian girls are no harrier than any other race, we do NOT eat marinara shit and alfredo sauces, and we do NOT put parmesan on fish, EVER!

L'Italia non e per niente tutte queste cazzate americane, noi siamo i piu figi e non ce possono sta. FORZA ITALIA, NEL MIO CUORE PER SEMPRE!

Man, I hate that girl, she's so damn perfect!

Why?

DUDE SHE's ITALIANA, THATS WHY.

by Ritozzza August 28, 2006

Italian briefcase

A large paper shopping bag.

Smithers showed up for work carrying his office supplies in an Italian briefcase.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

fake italian

1. a person who is not born in Italy or its family but trying to act like Italian
2. Adam Bucci

Marco's brother, Adam Bucci is a fake italian

by Hojin March 1, 2003

italian lighting

When one sets fire to his/her property to collect the insurance money.

Person 1---Holy shit..did you see that fire?

Person 2--Yeah it looks like it was hit with some italian lighting.

by lil' puppet June 7, 2007

italian stallion

A hot italian built man.

I saw this Italian Stallion the other day running on the sidewalk.

by italianstallionlove February 11, 2010

Italian Sausage

The penis of an Italian man or an American man of Italian ancestry. An Italian Sausage is the literal man meat of those men with Italian blood, whose penis is most often very thick and hairy but noT nescecarily long as thickness has to do with the sausage. Italian men have a large sexual appetite that's in our genes, and we put the gift of our race to good use. The thickness of our sausages feels amazing when being pumped through pussy or ass.

Nico Tortorella probably has a thick, Italian Sausage.

by NickNicky576 July 11, 2011