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Israeled

When the country you've been trying to destroy for 75 years keep beating you in every war you start.
Bob broke into someone's house, shot his family and kidnapped his baby.
Now Bob is getting bombed into oblivion.
Bob has been Israeled.
by SoVeryIsraeli January 31, 2024
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When the rightful existing owner of a possession gets dispossessed and disowned over time explicitly and forcefully by another entity, usually known to all.
**The cunning brothers deprived the sister from their father’s properties and declared that to be theirs. She got israeled by her brothers.

**My friend isaraeled me. He borrowed some books from me and now not returning them saying they were actually his.
by ShezMez November 16, 2023
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Barging into someone’s legitimate home and insisting they leave because “it’s your right”.
"I have the right to force you to leave. I'm Israeling you."
by YANOW November 18, 2023
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When you get scapegoated for something factually incorrect.

When you reclaim your factual history despite the masses trying to overwrite it with lies.
Have you heard about time Israel colonized the Levant?

Yeah! It’s actually their indigenous homeland, so when people tell them to decolonize and go back to where they’re from, that’s actually what they did!

They’ve been Israeled with people making up fake history to cover up Jewish history, just like when Judaea was renamed Palestine by the Romans and when the Arabs built Al Aqsa on top of the holiest Jewish site, which isn’t even in the Arab’s holiest city Mecca. It’s quite sad, and we should all support Israel and their right to claim their factual history.
by ILikeFacts December 27, 2023
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A country founded in 1948 as part of a UN resolution recognizing Jewish self-determination.

The day it was founded, there was a big mess and the nations of Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, and Egypt invaded Israel and lost, thus losing parts of the area dedicated to Palestinians in a war that they themselves started.
Israel is a country in the Southern Levant.
by person@person June 24, 2025
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When you recover something that is yours and then the occupier that stole something with the help of others (eg. Philistines stealing the land with the help of Romans) pretends it was never yours and start to attack you with their new friends.
Jews are israeled because Palestinians ancestors stole the land with the help of Romans and then never wanted to give anything back. They don’t want to assume any responsibility of the atrocities jews had to go through because of their criminal act of taking all the land from jews and expelled them. Years later jews come back to share the land but Palestinians tried to bully and annihilate jews but they miserably failed.
by ThruthTeller1996 January 23, 2024
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Israel is a country located in the southern Levant and is currently the only Jewish country in the world.
While Israel's existence is controversial, most people and international law regard its existence as legitimate.
"I hate Israel, It is a settler colonial state that has been occupying the palestinian territories for 56 years now"
by ONOR1S December 20, 2023
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