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by girbark August 17, 2011
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internets

George W Bush's name for the internet. It's mentioned in one of the other definitions on this page that his usage is correct. This is purely accidental. Coming from someone who was frighteningly intelligent and a brilliant orator, one might be tempted to give him the benefit of the doubt. But coming from someone who is profoundly unable to form sentences, say 'nuclear', ride bikes, ride Segways or eat pretzels, it's safe to assume that this is just another in a long line of oratorical train wrecks for poor old Bush Jr.
orig.: 'I hear there's rumors on the internets..'

contemp.: 'lol internets'
by frat curl July 3, 2005
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internet suicide

When someone in a forum, newsgroup, etc. says they are leaving (sometimes "and never coming back"), but actually wants to see how people react to their leaving. Usually as the result of drama
joejoe monkey: I can't take this anymore. I'm leaving the forum. I'm tired of being harassed and the mods won't do anything about it.

kikiquan: Internet suicide. He logged on under a different name with the same ISP
by Shawnyshawn January 4, 2009
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Internet-induced insomnia

The condition of becoming an internet zombie by surfing the net when you should be sleeping. As you enter this state it becomes easier and easier to come up with excuses to see 'just one more link'. It doesn't always fly as an excuse why you are falling asleep at work.
"Why were you face down at your computer today?"
"Bad case of internet-induced insomnia last night."
by John Dunkelburg December 9, 2008
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internet tough guy

A 12 year old who just discovered the internet and all it's anonymity.
There is no example, if you ever even glanced at a forum you've seen at least 1 internet tough guy.
by Guy45 August 28, 2009
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internet soiree

An internet party but with classier beverages, such as mixed drinks and wine.
"thi8s nheternet soiree is totally snweet."
by Jack Nance July 26, 2004
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Internetiquette

The act of using proper etiquette (manners) while online, especially on social networking sites.
Whoa! That dude just posted 6 pics up of Judy, and they just met earlier this afternoon! What a freak. He needs to learn some internetiquette.
by Aaron Steinberg January 13, 2009
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