Soul Pet

A pet that you feel was destined to be yours.

A pet that you feel a strong connection with and is the one pet you will never forget out of any other animal or pet you’ve owned.

This is my soul pet “Smokey”, I’ve felt a stronger mental and emotional connection with this pet than any other

by JustNotReborn June 14, 2022

Friend pet

When your friend acts like your personal pet and does thing for you on his/her own

My friend is a friend pet

by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019

Teacher's Pet

A total loser who noone likes and everyone makes fun of behind their back because they suck up to a teacher, usually laughing at ALL of their bad jokes and commonly ask, "Is there anything I can do to help?", etc.

Ms. Shilderez: (Bad joke)
Anna: Hahahaha, you're so funny!
Sane person: She is SUCH a teacher's pet!
Other sane person: I know, right?!

by nilmerghet February 16, 2019

house pet

A significant other who is mostly ornamental. Someone who you are in a superficial relationship with, usually a ditz kept around mostly for sexual gratification.

Her and I aren't exactly discussing philosophy, she's more of a house pet.

by Chris Hubick January 30, 2006

Car-pet

The name for all of those dirty little footprints left on your car's windshield by wayward cats which are using your vehicle as a place to hang out.

"Hey, I just washed my car yesterday and now its covered with car-pets again! Those stray cats are driving me crazy!!

by Wordielicious November 28, 2010

petting zoo

A strip club that lets you touch the strippers

-yo man, how was that new strip club you went to last night?
-dude, I couldn't even touch the girl I dropped $500 on. Next time I'm gonna make sure it's a petting zoo before I go!

by CSCC April 10, 2012

Chia Pet

The large ball of hair you pull out of the shower drain after a couple days.

Wife: Honey, the drain is clogged again!
Hudband: Damnit, that's because you clogged it with your chia pet again.

by MyxLastxRitesx March 30, 2010