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Douchebag Hat

Noun - A faggy looking mixbreed of a baseball cap and a conductor hat. This hat is usually dark green or black, purchased at Le Chateau on the men's side, and worn at night. The douchebag hat is worn low as to cover the snakelike red eyes of the douchebag wearing it. The douchebag hat is a fashion statement that says, "Look at me! I'm a big, bloated, superficial douchebag! Wanna fuck?"
Did you see Randy/Joe and the new whore he's fucking standing by the bar?

No.

Right there. He's the one wearing the douchebag hat.

Oh. I see him now.
by Playaaa What! September 26, 2007
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Hat rack

An individual that does not think before they do something increadibly stupid or destructive. Someone that doesn't use their head for anything better than a hat rack.
The hat rack drank a fifth of gin then tried to take the car trailridding.
by Jerry February 9, 2005
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high-hat

To "high-hat" one is 1) to scorn the individual, to demonstrate open disdain. 2) to melodramatically display lack of interest. 3) to be pompous; escpecially, to dismiss.
"Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings’ maid says the reason you were buried in an unmarked grave is you high-hatted the people of Eatonville. You were uppity."
by John Spencer Yantiss December 30, 2005
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hat grade

guess what grade im in...HAT GRADE
by that is ridiculous August 21, 2006
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Willy-hat

Don't be a prat, wear a willy-hat!
by Gee, Ro, Sarah and Bee May 6, 2005
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Church Hat

A gaudy hat worn to church. Frequently incorporate sequins and/or bows. Generally have matching gloves. Most commonly seen on the heads of middle-aged+ black women in the South on Sundays or at any other formal occasion.
When she sang at the inauguration of Barack Obama, Aretha wore her church hat.
by 241405 January 23, 2009
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hat rape

hat rape, but for hats
by mental issues February 22, 2013
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