Noun - A faggy looking mixbreed of a baseball cap and a conductor hat. This hat is usually dark green or black, purchased at Le Chateau on the men's side, and worn at night. The douchebag hat is worn low as to cover the snakelike red eyes of the douchebag wearing it. The douchebag hat is a fashion statement that says, "Look at me! I'm a big, bloated, superficial douchebag! Wanna fuck?"
Did you see Randy/Joe and the new whore he's fucking standing by the bar?
No.
Right there. He's the one wearing the douchebag hat.
Oh. I see him now.
No.
Right there. He's the one wearing the douchebag hat.
Oh. I see him now.
by Playaaa What! September 26, 2007
Get the Douchebag Hatmug. An individual that does not think before they do something increadibly stupid or destructive. Someone that doesn't use their head for anything better than a hat rack.
by Jerry February 9, 2005
Get the Hat rackmug. To "high-hat" one is 1) to scorn the individual, to demonstrate open disdain. 2) to melodramatically display lack of interest. 3) to be pompous; escpecially, to dismiss.
"Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings’ maid says the reason you were buried in an unmarked grave is you high-hatted the people of Eatonville. You were uppity."
by John Spencer Yantiss December 30, 2005
Get the high-hatmug. A hat that you put on on a weekend morning at college when you want to go out to eat brunch but you don't want to shower first. The hat disguises the disgustingness of your unwashed hair and gives the impression that you got dressed this morning, when in fact all you did was pull some jeans on over the boxers you slept in.
Roommate #1: Man, I'm really hungry, but I don't want to shower, or put on pants, or move at all really.
Roommate #2: Dude, just get yourself out of bed, put on your brunch hat, and go get something to eat in the dining hall. You can shower tomorrow.
Roommate #2: Dude, just get yourself out of bed, put on your brunch hat, and go get something to eat in the dining hall. You can shower tomorrow.
by Hobo Style September 8, 2013
Get the brunch hatmug. An object used to cover the remains of your leftover food when you don't want the cook to know you hated it.
When you put your friend's empty plate upside down over your full plate, resulting in concealed wasted food.
"I found a hair in my meatball, so I'm taking your empty plate to use as a dish hat."
"Come on, Honey, or we'll be late for my Mom's Thanksgiving dinner!" "Just a sec, I'm grabbing the dish hats!"
"Girrrrl, if you don't put more hot sauce on dem wings, Imma throw a dish hat on 'em!"
"Oh, did you finish your taters already???" "No! They're under my dish hat!"
"I found a hair in my meatball, so I'm taking your empty plate to use as a dish hat."
"Come on, Honey, or we'll be late for my Mom's Thanksgiving dinner!" "Just a sec, I'm grabbing the dish hats!"
"Girrrrl, if you don't put more hot sauce on dem wings, Imma throw a dish hat on 'em!"
"Oh, did you finish your taters already???" "No! They're under my dish hat!"
by Brett Christie Windsor October 1, 2012
Get the dish hatmug. by Gee, Ro, Sarah and Bee May 6, 2005
Get the Willy-hatmug. by Mashedhellspawn March 14, 2022
Get the scoop hatmug.