flesh mitts

Another word for your hands. Because they're basically mittens made out of flesh.

"Damn bro, you got some big flesh mitts."

by john_caaarl March 18, 2016

flesh scabbard

a flesh scabbard is a person usually a female that has a body count of at least ten and wears revealing clothes every where she goes.

This insult is usually said by that one nerdy friend that fences and is into medieval times.

“YOUR MOTHER IS A FLESH SCABBARD!!!”

by ur moms a hoee November 14, 2019

flesh grape

what happens after you poop your pants

Bligh me mate! I got a hard flesh grape in me trousers!

by moomoobee March 24, 2017

Flesh-cloud

Flesh-cloud / fleSH-kloud /

noun

1. A person of low substance.

2. One who floats through life aimlessly with little to no direction.

3. An individual devoid of merit.

Synonyms: meat head, chuckle head, chowder brain, stew bag, airhead.

Billy's proclivity for behaving like a FLESH-CLOUD, has led to his poor Math grade.

by Skellatina October 22, 2018

flesh pyramid

A pyramid of humans.

Wow- look at those kids making that flesh pyramid! They really outdid the Egyptians.

by Smokey8675309 June 8, 2023

flesh bombardment

when a guy tries to get hard but cant quite do it yet. once that thing that triggers his boner his penus pumps out a machine gun trail of sperm all over the area within its diameter.

As soon as she walked by i had a flesh bombardment all over her face

by craig peircton May 25, 2010

Flesh Baguette

The slang term for a French man's penis

Pierre: oh oui oui suck my flesh baguette girl.

by Mr.Diddler March 8, 2019