flesh grape

what happens after you poop your pants

Bligh me mate! I got a hard flesh grape in me trousers!

by moomoobee March 24, 2017

Flesh Etiquette

To practice the proper forms of manner while handling any sort of flesh. (Living or dead)

Flesh Etiquette:The act of Mutilating or manipulating flesh is an etiquette.

by PepperOnSalt November 22, 2021

flesh tower

something you give to your loved one in bed, *wink wink*

"Wanna see my flesh tower?"

by Bloogasaucemccakemaster June 1, 2017

flesh lapels

Bulbous Labiae; large vagina lips resembling the lapels on a man's sportcoat

I took this girl home last night, took her trousers off and BAM! I could have made a sandwich out of her Flesh Lapels! There were snail tracks on my floor when she walked out; her pussy dragged on the floor those things were so big!

by joeydnewyork November 26, 2014

flesh scabbard

a flesh scabbard is a person usually a female that has a body count of at least ten and wears revealing clothes every where she goes.

This insult is usually said by that one nerdy friend that fences and is into medieval times.

“YOUR MOTHER IS A FLESH SCABBARD!!!”

by ur moms a hoee November 14, 2019

flesh bombardment

when a guy tries to get hard but cant quite do it yet. once that thing that triggers his boner his penus pumps out a machine gun trail of sperm all over the area within its diameter.

As soon as she walked by i had a flesh bombardment all over her face

by craig peircton May 25, 2010

scramble flesh

Term from the early 1990's, when one watches a pornographic cable channel which is "scrambled". Often times this means the sound is perfect, but the vertical hold, and color fluctuates rapidly.

My mom walked in on me masturbating to scramble flesh.

On Saturday? I just stayed home and watched scramble flesh.

by octavius March 10, 2004