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Stirring the lettuce

When you’re tossing salad and the person doesn’t finish
He was barely stirring the lettuce in bed last night
by Dabberzzz January 27, 2022
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stir fry chille pepper

It is what you call a girl who has got it all in one package.

Wangster talk
Dude, check out the stir fry chille pepper
by Scott March 31, 2005
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Stir the Norwegian's porridge

To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.
Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.

Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.
by benlulz January 23, 2021
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stir the ramen

It’s like stirring the porridge except they have tapeworms. 🤤
You pour boiling water down someone who has tapeworm’s anal cavity and watch as their tapeworms slowly cook after 2 minutes to a nice ramen consistency.
If you’re lucky you’ll get some intestine in there too for added flavor.
“Hey babe, can I try stirring the porridge?”
“Well, you can if you want, it’s just it’ll be more like you stir the ramen because I have tapeworms.”
by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 21, 2024
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stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.
“How was work, honey?”
Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”
by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024
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Stirred it With My Big Toe

An expression signifying that one is especially proud of a batch of food that they have prepared.
A metaphor, likely originating from the fact that the foot is thought of as dirty, and dirt may equal seasoning, and the toe was used to add this extra "seasoning" to food. Nobody, of course, literally put their toe into a batch of food; this expression is purely metaphorical to my knowledge.
Grandson: "Grandmama, this mac 'n cheese taste good."
Grandma: "Mhm, I stirred it with my big toe!"
Grandson: "Huh?"
by nicktunes07 September 8, 2025
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Stir the chicken

The act of inserting a cooked chicken drumstick into the anus, swirl it around until tender and meat seperates. While clenching butt cheeks tightly, slowly pull the now clean bone and proceed to slurp the meat from the forbidden pit.
S.O. and I invited the neighbors over to stir the chicken after our night out.
by Russ T Badge February 9, 2025
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