eskimo ice cream

a dessert alaskan eskimos devour in seconds.
made from lard you can also substitute crisco, or animal fats
and berrys mostly the blue kind
mixed together to even make strong stomaches quiver

eskimo says 'want some eskimo ice cream, i made it fresh from todays berrys and yesterdays dead whale'

me 'hell no'

by chindra October 6, 2008

Broccoli Ice Cream

Def: Reference to a woman or group of women whose apparent sexual attractiveness can be directly attributed to the fact that the man identifying the subject as attractive has simply been in a long-term, monogamous relationship (usually a decade or more).

Origin: The terms stems from the idea that after exclusively eating vanilla ice cream over an extraordinarily long period of time, even odd flavors of ice cream that you would not normally consider eating might sound more appealing than vanilla.

Example 1:
Married Man: "Yo man, check out the hotties in the booth over there!"
Friend: "Nah, bro .. that's Broccoli Ice Cream."

Example 2:
Wife: "I saw you checking out the ass on that Broccoli Ice Cream walking her dog. You know she has grandkids, right?"

by dipdanger July 13, 2012

waffles and ice cream

When you're doing a chick from behind, her face is pressed up against a chain link fence. When you are about to come, pull out, turn her around, and come on her face. Hence Waffles and Ice Cream.

I was doing this chick at the dugout last night and I gave her a waffles and ice cream.

by Dave Davis May 17, 2007

Ice Cream Dispenser

Taking a shit while jerking off.

"Sometimes when I'm in a hurry at work, I go for a quick ice cream dispenser."

by Goodgoshposh December 8, 2014

Neapolitan Ice Cream

When you ejaculate, cough up blood and shit at the same time

Guy 1: bro I just had some Neapolitan ice cream

Guy 2: gross

by kill m3 June 26, 2019

Babies ice cream

When you're about to cum on your girls face, you throw a water balloon of cum at her face making her look like the little babies ice cream guy in the commercial.

Guy and girl: *having sex*
Guy: I'm about to cum!!!
Girl: On my face!
Guy: *throws balloon of cum* "Little Babies Ice Cream"

by The East is Red November 20, 2019

Ice cream sandwich

Delicious treat made of ice cream put in between wafers and thrown at a random person

Me: throws ice cream sandwich at Uber driver
Uber driver: ah fuck I can’t believe you done this

by Reetthefrog April 11, 2019