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Intelligent Design

A whole-baked idea that the right wing is using to devalue the teachings of the theory of evolution in public schools. What this concept is devoid of is that it cannot be proved nor disproved, unlike evolution which is a theory but has evidence. Stuff that cannot be proven and has no evidence should not be taught in public schools.
Intelligent Design is a right wing conspiracy that the moral majority is using to recruit more closed and easily persuaded minds.
by mistahtom November 9, 2005
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Intellectual Badass

Someone who is so smart i.e. a nerd, that they could single handedly save all dumb peple from a chat life.

Because let's face it, Where would the world be without nerds? Nowhere, that's where. Without nerds, we'd still be lighting our rooms with candles, having leeches stuck to us to cure disease, and taking dumps out of our windows. Sure, we may be unfit for female consumption(and vice versa), we may spend hours arguing if Star Wars is better than Star Trek, and we may have the social skills of a chimpanzee, but it's high time that nerds were recognized as the true intellectual badasses they are!
Nerd : I have an IQ of 145

Jock : You are an Intellectual Badass!!!!
by Intellectual_badass_007 December 15, 2009
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Average Intelligence

The average IQ is 100.

People who have this IQ commonly believe in ghosts, God, unproven herbal medicine, and are often superstitious.

People of this IQ mostly run the world, and are repsonsible for the fucked up state that it's in.
That guy must be of Average Intelligence: he's superstitious, he can't seem to think logically, his ability to reason seems non-existant, and he speaks some real crap.
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Intellexual

The type of relationship shared between two acquaintances who enjoy sharing stimulating intellectual discussions to the point of simultaneous Intellectual Orgasm.
Jeremy: "John and I had a marvellous discussion on Consequentialism last night, we both had an Intellectual Orgasm."
Henry: "What are you, gay?"
Jeremy: "No, we are Intellexual."
by ChodoGaggins April 26, 2010
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Intellectual Clone

A person who only repeats what they've heard, making it sound like their own opinion. A person who does not do their own research, and who remains unwilling to get up off their ass and do more than just talk and speculate. Synonym: Poser
People who dis Michael Moore
People who dis the True Left
by Torey June 30, 2004
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intelectual porn

A movie or and/or any literature with highly original and complex theorys or concepts of fiction or otherwise that handle, but are not limited to, paradox's or alternate realities, that cause you to contemplate the presented material for at least a half hour after viewing, thus causing you to intelectually masterbate.
yeah.. it was SUCH an intelectual porn
by Beeaanzzz August 8, 2010
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intellimancy

The process of divination using the medium of cogitation.

Cartomancy uses cards to tell the future, bibliomancy uses a book (often the Bible), geomancy uses earth and stones. Intellimancy is the same, except your mind is your oracle.
For an example of the process of intellimancy see the definition of honkey.
by Figleaf23 August 14, 2011
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