A legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. This also includes the sadistic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. As seen in the infamous case of Mr N Demp-C in 1902. Womb Vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Womb Vandalism, how do you plead?
Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
by wuddawhist July 31, 2012
Get the Womb Vandalismmug. when an old guy jizzes his viscous, kidney-stone-infused jizz inside a woman's womb; impregnation is optional
by spleenmasta January 13, 2024
Get the Rub salt in the wombmug. The reaction or feeling a woman has to an adorable baby that makes her want to have a baby. Hence, her womb is on fire.
by Nola Detroit August 7, 2018
Get the Womb firemug. by Finseed April 1, 2020
Get the womb dealmug. It is the day of the mothers, whose baby’s are still in the mothers womb. The nurturing mother still deserves a celebration for gods sake.
When someone’s baby is still in the womb on Mother’s Day / you: well that’s why I celebrate “womb moms day” on may 15th? For mothers who’s baby is still in the womb dumb fuck😂
by Breddded April 16, 2023
Get the Womb moms daymug. 
Get the Womb doommug. by DryLog November 25, 2022
Get the Womb-matesmug.