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concert season

the time of year when summer is just beginning to end and many artists announce world tours for the fall/winter. concert season takes place after summer because most artists will play at festivals during the summer, so they wait to announce a world tour until concert season.
person one: are you ready for concert season!

person two: hell yes, i’m going to 5 concerts in fall/winter
by whypilots August 13, 2018
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cum season

The period within a month a man can cum inside of his girl without having to worry about the consequences of impregnation. Usually, this occurs a few days before his girl's period, during her period, and shortly after her period.
Gabe, "Hey David, do you want to go to the movies tonight?"
David, "No way, it's cum season, I need to take advantage of not having to pull out"
by Fluffbun September 24, 2017
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Seasonal Athlete

The individuals who show up to the gym between January and March to fulfill New Years Resolutions.
Ryan: Damn Jeff, who are all these freaking people here today? I just want to blast my pecs and get some protein.

Jeff: Those are the seasonal athletes, they will be gone in a few months.

Ryan: lol, what a bunch of tools.
by RoidRage January 2, 2010
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Simp season

Simp season is the time between November and February when thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and Valentine’s Day go back to back and you want to be in a relationship the most .
Its simp season bro I can’t get caught out here simpig I’m just trying to get drafted
by Lil milf hunter November 23, 2019
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clip season

The Time of the year when you get fucked over constantly
When you miss your flight – clipped.

Make your next flight but miss the connecting flight- clip season
by Moshe Akiva June 10, 2018
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onesie season

Summers over but its time to get comfy for onesie season.
Onesie season; leaves are falling, birds are fleing, temperature is droping, people are getting there onesies on to get comfy
by Romeo.oh.romeo September 18, 2017
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chocolate season

That time of the month when girls feel crappy and can't keep their hands of the chocolate.
Are you alright?

Yeah, it's just chocolate season.
by Snicsnicsnicratsodarling October 18, 2017
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