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hemped

To cover an item, any item, with hemp.
Check out those HEMPED headphones!
by Kate_42 January 29, 2009
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Humperdinker

one who humps young, obese, little boys helplessly without reason or desire for love.
that girl is such a humperdinker!
by monopoly346 January 14, 2010
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humpen

Old luxembourgish word for a glass/bottle/pint of beer.

Often used in the combination "En humpen knuppen" which literally means "To hit a glass of beer" and illiterally simply to drink a glass, a bottle or a pint of beer.
"So Metti, ginn mer den Owend puer Humpen knuppen?"

Hey Metti, do you wanna grab a drink tonight?
by xXenikadXx November 18, 2017
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humpadump

The word is a universal applicable word. This means that the word can be used to replace any other word or phrase. To understand the actually meaning one must know the context of usage.

Background: although the origins of the word are unknown, it is rumored to have come from the coolest college student ever. By analyzing the word structure one can create a theory of how the word was created. Broken down, "hump" means: thrusting one's pelvis into an object usually a butt of a person, pulling back, and then as the saying goes "rinse and repeat". "a" is an article that refers to a single item. "dump" is a slang word for fecal matter. Separately the words have nothing to do with each other, but as a whole the word creates a meaning. This resembles the nature of how humpadump is used, without context the word is meaningless. This lead to the conclusion that the word's inventor might have been in a I'm-speechless moment", a I-don't-know-what-to-say moment, or any other indescribable situation and had the idea to create a word that fills the awkward time.

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There are an infinite amount of example for this word but here are a few:

location: "Are you going to humpadump?"
major: "Are you majoring in humpadump in the school of LSA?"

as a euphemism: "You can go to humpadump!"
bad name-calling: "You humpadump."
silly name-calling: "You humpadump."
compliment: "You humpadump."
dirty name-calling: "Oooh, you humpadump."
expression of pleasure or happiness: "Ooooh HUUUUUUMPAAAADUMPPPPPP!!!"
epic fail: "You humpadump."
threat: "The humpadump's going to get you."
nickname: John "Humpadump" Weiner
physical description: "Those are nice humpadumps."
color tint: a humpadump brown sock
entree name: humpadump
smell: "That thing smells like humpadump"
by Tim Humpadump Tebow February 4, 2012
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Heavy Humper

One who fornicates with overweight people.
"Look at Matt talking to that fattie, I always knew he was a heavy humper!"
by Don Juan The Flame September 9, 2009
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Wall Humper

Bobby was so drunk, he turned into a wall humper last night.
by C_78 August 8, 2011
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Purple Flying Monkey Humper

Someone who fornicates with purple flying monkeys. That have orginated from a very bad acid trip.
Dude, I thought I was humping the fuck out of a purple flying monkey last night.

Purple Flying Monkey Humper
by jacksalot July 12, 2009
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