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Human iPod

That one person that can name the song, artist, album, composer, writer and label an artist puts out. This person can also do this from a few beats of a song.
*song starts to play*
Friend: Hey, what song is this?
You: That's Nu Shooz with "I Can't Wait" off of their album 'Poolside'. They are a husband and wife team that wrote this song about wanting to get "together" *wink wink* after a long day. It's release was in the 80's. Thety are also a one hit wonder.
Friend: You damn Human iPod! *changes station*
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by tea shop poet August 23, 2009
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Human Photosynthesis

The act of performing photosynthesis while human. The only way of getting bitches.
Non-photosynthesizer: Yo, how'd u get all those bitches?
Chad-photosynthesizer: I perform human photosynthesis on a daily basis, bro.
by Arteus Hot Shit December 1, 2022
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cyborg human bean revolution

the cultivation of revolting beans during the famous "Bean Uprising" of 3044 by half humans, half robots. Eventually the cyborgs joined the beans, striking for wages, food, and comfortable beds.
Man, those syborg human bean revolutions have really got me down. I think that we should revolt against them for a change.
by liz December 31, 2003
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Anti-human

Anti-human. When you realize that everyone, including your self is an idiot and an NPC. (see. NPC: Non-Player Character)

Anything that is contrary to self autonomy, self sovereignty, free will and the general spirit of life, freedom, true joy and the human endeavour.

any device or system ( including current devices and systems) put in place or exploited to limit the potential of humanity

examples: Taxation, culture, government, indoctrination, 5G, lack of protection from EMF waves, testing biological agents on the public. Public experimentation, experimentation on soldiers.The manipulation of the money supply. The manipulation of the food supply. The manipulation of markets. The lack of a "Real Free market" The manipulation of biologic and socioeconomic factors. Lobbying, corporations,priests, politicians, police and all forms of authority. Institutionalized power and authority. The Media.Lies; falsehoods. All forms of de-humanization. Selfish action,thought or deed. Indulging in self. self- indulgence. indulgence in ego. Ego mind. Egotism.Entropic and centrifugal feelings, thoughts, emotions or actions instead of negentropic and centripetal feelings, thoughts, emotions or actions. Self destructive instead of self sustaining.

adhering to Victim/Oppressor roles, attitudes and dichotomies

Othering people. Viewing people as "other" or "other than themselves". Prejudice; the heart of racism.

Hating humanity because of all of the above ^
I'm so Anti-Human bro. Anti-Humanity, its the new enlightenment. Anti-human because fuck people. Humanity is so Anti-Human...wtf man look at history. Look at all those anti-humans over there! Typical anti-human... Anti-humans are a foreign installation. For Anti-humans compassion is only self pity in disguise. There are so many NPC's so many anti-humans.
by dadbofor February 27, 2019
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You Beautiful Human Being

A phrase originating in Northern California. Used in place of 'thank you' or to express gratitude. Can be added on to a thank you to make it better.
*Person 1 hands Person 2 a gift.*

Person 1: Happy birthday!

Person 2: Oh thank you, you beautiful human being!
by halo's and barracudas September 17, 2012
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Rose-Hulman

-verb

To pay $68,000 a year to get your ass handed to you every day.
Guy 1: "I just graduated. Man it was tough getting Rose-Hulmaned for four years."

Guy 2: "That's why I went to the Purdue. So, you want fries with that?"
by alargefemaledog May 4, 2009
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hommage

n. a word used in the entertainment industry to mean a respectful reference or tribute to someone or something else in the industry; for example, a remake film might make an hommage to the original.

The word is pronounced "oe-MAZH". Originally the word was one and the same as homage (pronounced "OM-ij" or "HOM-ij"), but filmmakers started thinking this word ("homage") was borrowed from French (which it is not), and wanted to sound sophisticated or more accurate, so they started pronouncing it as though it were French. When the people tasked with writing things down realized you couldn't spell the sound "oe-MAZH" as "homage", they wisely decided to use the French version of the word ("hommage"), and thus filmmakers avoided scathing ridicule for not knowing how to pronounce an honest English word.
Lady Gaga makes an hommage to Alfred Hitchcock in her song "Bad Romance" by saying, "I want your psycho, your vertigo schtick—want you in my rear window, baby you're sick."
by spadlunk May 1, 2010
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