Man, I love going to school in Houston, it's very diverse and the people are respectful and well behaved. The only issue is my class rank is shit even though my grades are good.
by StormBread September 18, 2021

by poppa houston October 30, 2010

When you sit in your room of your mothers house for 365 days masturbating with a VR headset into your Pot Noodle.. Then eating the noodles.
by riverdthecactus September 6, 2021

A pink cactus girl with a cute ribbon on her. Please try to avoid her as much as you can, because she craves for cheese.
by frothyshikkumi July 22, 2020

Having Ones Fist Up Their Partners Ass, Pushing Up To The Stomach, Mimicking The Alien Scene With Your Very Own Houston Hand Puppet Bulging Through Their Stomach
by FuckBullfrog July 31, 2022

by MonsterKyle August 12, 2019
