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Douch hound

Dumb people who should know better and keep doing and saying dumb shit.
Rick is a douch hound he always saying some dumb shit.

What a douch hound, can't believe he said that.
by Rock bot June 10, 2017
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Booty Hound

A cute dog used to lure dates and/or sex, usually by young men in parks, beaches and other open public spaces. The booty hound is often a black lab or lab mix and named something like Max, Jack or Buddy, and is good at retrieving frisbees, tennis balls and handbags of unsuspecting females. The guy will also wrestle with Max, Jack, Buddy or whatever to show that he is sensitive, yet also athletic.
Where did Eric find a chick this hot?

He met her when he was walking Buddy at the dog park.

Booty hound strikes again.
by Senor Spooner July 27, 2011
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Shmopody Hound

A hound that is very shmopody
Shmopody Hound just chewed the couch, this is because he is very shmopody
by Chikabille June 9, 2021
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Surround-hound

When 3 or more dogs try to invade your personal space
I was trying to chill on the couch last night but all three of the dogs wanted to sit on the couch with me at the same time. I was in a total state of Surround-hound.
by Ninja Alphagirl December 31, 2020
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Fire Hound

A machine of a Fireman that also happens to be a manwhore, pimp, player. A Firefighter who’s an absolute physical specimen and uses girls for sex or the pleasure. They STAY cheating on their girlfriends OR they have TOO many girls on their hose line to even keep up with.
Megan - "Girrrl, holy shit you know that Carlos boy? He is TOO cute!!"

Andy - "Nawh, don't talk to him. He’s just a Fire Hound, he gonna play you if you do."
by Note hagas October 3, 2019
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Mash hound

A person with a voracious and insaitable appetite for mashed potatoes and would happily eat 5kgs of mashed maris pipers to the point he would see everything in a creamy white hue.
by JE SUIS DAVE R0VEY November 20, 2021
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Gay-Hound

A Carmel Greyhound that places his thumb up a freshman's anus.
Galen: I'm such a gay-hound
Gabe: Why?
Galen: I just thumbed a freshman
by hayden hodge April 25, 2010
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