Honest Abe

When your having anal with a girl and you have to ejaculate so you follow the step:
1) spit on her back
2) then she turns around
3) you ejaculate in her eye

Johnny-Yo did u tap that?
Tim-Yea I did the Honest Abe on her
Johnny- Oh yea

by The boss tycoon March 18, 2010

white houses

your memories of your first time having sex.

"and im holding on to your secrets in white houses"
-vanessa carlton, white houses

by nlnesb March 13, 2009

Horses

The best ting on erth I wish I cold mate with won

OMG is that a bonch of horses I love horses 😍

by -_____-..____..-_ February 17, 2020

Harvard Horseshit

Official corporate spin that tries to take a really bad situation and make it sound positive.

Harvard, after losing about 30% of their endowment value:

"In navigating the past year's storm, we developed greater financial flexibility, strengthened our investment team, sharpened our focus and positioned both HMC and the endowment to be robust, steady and, importantly, poised to benefit from growth in the world's economies,"

Jim: that is a pile of harvard horseshit.

by waytogo September 22, 2009

Texas Horseshoe

When the dominant partner during intercourse finishes the act of love by making a horseshoe shape with their feces on the submissive partner chest across the neck.

Dude gave her a Texas horseshoe.

If you're in the poo, the Texas Horseshoe is for you.

Although I can't prove it, Hank is into the ole' Texas Horseshoe.

by Texas Horseshoe May 25, 2010

Rusty Horseshoe

Crabby armpits normally possessed by individuals that have severe addictions to meth and susceptibility to genital herpes.

Man that guy, John, has some rancid rusty horseshoes. That just nasty.

by Blashim November 22, 2013

horses

horsepower,as in an engine

Yeah, right! How is that big old truck supposed to have 800 horses?

by Light Joker February 7, 2005