holy shroud

when one has crime scene sex with a chick on the rag then wraps themself up in the bloody sheet afterwards.

Man I was so tired after fucking Shaniqua this morning I pulled the holy shroud over my head and went back to sleep.

by Shamrock5 January 15, 2009

Holy Fudge

A less swearing way of saying "Holy Fuck" Or say "Fuck" In general.

"Holy Fudge that was incredible"

by DavidJJM8 May 31, 2016

Holy Kiss

An androgynous action of kissing in communion of hearts among men and women. Often given by a Spiritman.

He gave me a Holy kiss, and I knew he would show me the path of Christ consciousness.

by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023

Holy Shizzite

Another way to say Holy Shit, created by Chicago native Dr. Shizzite.

Wow, I just won $10,000! Holy Shizzite!

by Dr Shizzite January 24, 2023

Holy Buh

Exclaimation; a traditional exclamation of excitement or surprise, used originally by Buddhist monks who had traveled nearby the Alexis to teach.

Holy Buh! Look at the size of that harpoon!

by Doc Dauber February 2, 2004

Holy Hedwig

A term used by Harry Potter fans in replacement for "Oh my God!"

"The new Harry Potter movie is coming out!"

"Holy Hedwig!"

by Insufferable Know-It-All August 17, 2011

the holy shits

Diarrhea so bad, you pray to god that it stops.

"Hey man, you goin out to the club?"

"Nah, man. I ain't feeling well, havin the holy shits"

by Tha Captain July 18, 2014