ho

A sound Santa Claus makes or a word from “I love it” by Kanye west and lil pump.

“Hoho ho”
“You’re such a fucking ho’ I love it”

by kitty doesn’t mess around ;) October 5, 2018

ho

a female that physically dances on a metal pole

Going to the club to check out the new hoes

by Pimpdaddy12456 March 27, 2015

ho

the ability to "hold" a piece (handgun) in your hoo-hoo. Truly--heard this definition during an interview with NY's biggest heroine dealer in the 70s who's in the witness protection program and promoting his book. When they got pulled over by the police they would slide the weapon over for the girls to hide up there so it wouldn't be found during pat down. He said the women practiced doing it quickly and securely. He laughed at all of us "white kids" who think it stands for "whore".

Ho it, here come the cops.

by stylecoach July 28, 2007

ho ho ho december

Guys have destroy dick december so girls have ho ho ho december. Girls get to be hoes through the whole month of december, and nobody can judge.

guy: she’s talking to 5 different guys!
girl: it’s ho ho ho december what do you expect.

by taylor ray December 29, 2018

ho ho hoe

a greeting for the holidays or some sort of awful nickname

"You're such a ho ho hoe Alisah omg"

by Jun :)))) December 3, 2020

bro ho ho

when a group of men laugh off a women's concerns about a typical male dominated topic that she has no exposure to...

When the shaky patch job to make it work ,sparks concern, (as she rethinks the beer bribe) as bro ho ho's ring out.

by merryem September 26, 2015

Frosted ho ho

When one lays cable (poops) and then continues to nut (ejacutlate) on the cable laid.

The act of crapping and nutting artfully combined.

I left a frosted ho ho on my jerk boss’s desk!

by Gnarly_Wanker August 28, 2019