haydunkle

When you eat a bunch of vegetables and then proceed to take the most vegan shit of your lifetime

“Hayden Created a Haydunkle shortly after visiting the salad bar”

by ArtsyLocus August 18, 2017

hayden punch

When you punch a slut in the tit back down in the water

Susan said all she wanted for christmas was a "Hayden punch" so i belted that cunt

by Sus350 May 4, 2018

Hayden Teeter

The meme-iest guy around; if you show him a meme he either made it or saw it a year ago

“DUDE LOOK AT THIS MEME”
“I MADE THAT A YEAR AGO DUMBASS”
“FUCK YOU, DON’T BE A HAYDEN TEETER”

by Cunty McCunty May 24, 2018

hayden vos

Hayden vos is a 14 year old dumbass bitch who sucks older guys cocks under the bleachers while everyone fucking watches,

yo did you see Hayden vos '.oh yeah he blew me last night never came faster in my life

by sydney love May 15, 2018

Hayden monk

A way of describing a person with neckne

(Neck acne)

Did you see that guys neckne

My golly that is Hayden monk

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

Hayden monk

A person who enjoys going to basildon cinema rather than lakeside as it is more "inconvenient"

What time are we meeting at basildon guys?

No HaYdEn MoNk wE aRe GoInG tO lAkEsIdE

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

Hayden monk

A guy who goes to top shop to stalk his best friends sister

"Guys let's go to top shop" said hayden monk for the 1000th time

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018