A male of lower standards who preys upon obese, financially secure women, trading sexual favors for food, gifts or cash. Preferably obese women having little or no self esteem, knowing they would otherwise never achieve an orgasm.
Oh my god Jim look at Jerry, he is such a thicken hawk, he actually fucks that 700 pound land whale for a steak dinner
by Todd Daniels January 16, 2011
Get the Thicken Hawkmug. by mayahawkelover69 February 19, 2023
Get the Maya Hawkemug. First of all, who is hawks?
Hawks is the number 2 hero in the anime mha, he is one of the most talented, beautiful, smart, cute, sexy, perfect, delicious character to exist.
Second, what are the hawks simps?
Hawks simps are one of the most loving and caring person you’ll meet, they are so vulnerable and cute, they know everything about this man, no matter what you ask them, they know everything so don’t dare disrespect their mans or they’ll come for your soul.
Whether you kin, stan, or just think about this man...you are the most perfect version of a human, you scrumptious, delicious, beautiful piece of human..I respect you and love you :)
Hawks is the number 2 hero in the anime mha, he is one of the most talented, beautiful, smart, cute, sexy, perfect, delicious character to exist.
Second, what are the hawks simps?
Hawks simps are one of the most loving and caring person you’ll meet, they are so vulnerable and cute, they know everything about this man, no matter what you ask them, they know everything so don’t dare disrespect their mans or they’ll come for your soul.
Whether you kin, stan, or just think about this man...you are the most perfect version of a human, you scrumptious, delicious, beautiful piece of human..I respect you and love you :)
by hawkslittlehelper January 10, 2021
Get the hawks simpsmug. A gatling hawk is a retarded pigeon that thinks it's a hawk wielding a gatling gun. Gatling hawks are commonly found in Idaho, working at McDonald's and living with their ex girlfriend's parents. During a Gatling hawk's spare time, a Gatling hawk can be found making shitty YouTube videos with his intellectually superior friends.
by CommieSmasher October 11, 2017
Get the gatling hawkmug. by lilGOTH of chicago January 21, 2009
Get the top hawkmug. A crane fly. It is a common myth that crane flies eat mosquitoes, so in redneck areas of the country, they call them 'skeeter hawks.
Redneck: Them gosh damn skeeter-hawk flyin' all over mah trailer! I shouldna left mah winduh open las' night, 'cus they's really annoyin' me. At least they's ain't gon be no mo' muhskeetahs in mah trailer. I hope they's go suck on tahrone's ass tuhnaght.
by bodacious brownie troop March 19, 2017
Get the skeeter-hawkmug. (1)a genuinely awkward person or situation (2)the act of facing your palms toward your body,point all fingers excluding thumbs towards each other ,point thumbs upward,move both hands towards each other,inter lock thumbs,flip other 8 fingers up as to look like 2 hawk wings,flap the wings and simultaneosly say "awk hawk" when an awkward situation arises or when a generally awkward person is present.
(1)Phil is such a fucking awh hawk,He creepily hangs around the tanning salon like a pedophile stalker and scares all the young girl customers prompting employees and customers alike to talk shit behind his back! (2) Phil (who is 65 years old) was sliding his hand over towards Cassie"s (who is 17 years old) ugly ass feet ,when I entered the room he quickly tried to move his hand away but was not too smooth with it, he is the biggest awk hawk EVER !!!
by Gian Rachtelli May 1, 2008
Get the Awk Hawkmug.