Meat Hawk

A man who looks at another man's penis while urinating in a public restroom. If you hear a loud Ka Kaw! Ka kaw! This means that a ninja recognizes such a person, and is warning all other ninjas to be alert to the pee dee peeper.

That guy in the bathroom is a Meat Hawk! Ka Kaw! Ka Kaw!

by Gangstachieff March 6, 2018

The Hawking Test

"The Hawking Test" is a way of settling any debate over whether or not an activity qualifies as a sport (i.e. chess, NASCAR, cheerleading, etc.). When debating, take a step back and ask yourself "could Stephen Hawking participate in this activity?" If the answer is yes, then that activity is definitely not a sport. If the answer is no, it can qualify as a sport.

While watching a commercial for World Series of Poker on ESPN -

You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."

Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"

You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."

by OSUSmitty07 October 6, 2010

Hawking ham

A baby hawk stuck in a tree for 3 days. Has to be brought down by a southern lumber jack man and is now debated as baby Stephen hawking or hawking ham

Hawking ham come down from there

by Lil bitch 123 May 21, 2020

hawks simps

First of all, who is hawks?

Hawks is the number 2 hero in the anime mha, he is one of the most talented, beautiful, smart, cute, sexy, perfect, delicious character to exist.

Second, what are the hawks simps?

Hawks simps are one of the most loving and caring person you’ll meet, they are so vulnerable and cute, they know everything about this man, no matter what you ask them, they know everything so don’t dare disrespect their mans or they’ll come for your soul.

Whether you kin, stan, or just think about this man...you are the most perfect version of a human, you scrumptious, delicious, beautiful piece of human..I respect you and love you :)

Hawks: who Is my little helper?
Hawks simps: it’s me I’m the helper

by hawkslittlehelper January 10, 2021

ho-hawk

The female version of the male hairstyle, known as the faux-hawk

A: Did you see Cheryls new do??

B: No what did she get done?

A: She's reppin a Ho-hawk

B: Nice!

by jizzep February 15, 2010

skeeter-hawk

A crane fly. It is a common myth that crane flies eat mosquitoes, so in redneck areas of the country, they call them 'skeeter hawks.

Redneck: Them gosh damn skeeter-hawk flyin' all over mah trailer! I shouldna left mah winduh open las' night, 'cus they's really annoyin' me. At least they's ain't gon be no mo' muhskeetahs in mah trailer. I hope they's go suck on tahrone's ass tuhnaght.

by bodacious brownie troop March 19, 2017

Awk Hawk

(1)a genuinely awkward person or situation (2)the act of facing your palms toward your body,point all fingers excluding thumbs towards each other ,point thumbs upward,move both hands towards each other,inter lock thumbs,flip other 8 fingers up as to look like 2 hawk wings,flap the wings and simultaneosly say "awk hawk" when an awkward situation arises or when a generally awkward person is present.

(1)Phil is such a fucking awh hawk,He creepily hangs around the tanning salon like a pedophile stalker and scares all the young girl customers prompting employees and customers alike to talk shit behind his back! (2) Phil (who is 65 years old) was sliding his hand over towards Cassie"s (who is 17 years old) ugly ass feet ,when I entered the room he quickly tried to move his hand away but was not too smooth with it, he is the biggest awk hawk EVER !!!

by Gian Rachtelli May 1, 2008