market harborough

small market town in the south midlands full of middle class wankers

market harborough is the place where i'm goin down the sugar loaf, fuck me even that place is full of middle class wankers

by the communistti December 31, 2011

Oak Harbor

A small city on Whidbey Island. It rains 360 days a year. The rest of the time it is windy and dark. Local entertainment is mainly the local movie theater, which doesn't get mainstream movies until they come out on Betamax or VHS. We're still waiting for Titanic to be released here. Also inhabited by thousands-upon thosands of Asians. The official language of Oak Harbor is either Tagalog or Tagalog.

John: Another beautiful day in Oak Harbor!
Matt: Rain?
John: Yep.

John: Let's find out what's at the movies...
Matt: Wow, finally Purple Rain has came here!

by Anonymous Guy Person Man March 15, 2007

Harrow School

Harrow School is an institution of learning reserved for the rich and upper classes. Harrow is not built on a campus: it is fully integrated into the surrounding area; there are private houses and shops on the hill, and the main road through the hill is a normal public highway and indeed a bus route. The school is made up of some 400 acres of playing fields, tennis courts, golf course, woodland and gardens. The School also owns its own working farm. Currently on the farm are a herd of English Longhorn cattle and a flock of Shetland Sheep. Harrow School charges £28,545 per year for boarding and tuition - considerably more than average annual earnings in the UK.

Please help this school and others like it; they are the last surving links to this country's former greatness. Help prevent the country being swamped with foreingers and help the removal of lower class citizens from half-decent areas of this country.

Roger: "Would you please vacate that seat?"

Jay: "Nah! What you chattin'! I got 'ere first, blud!"

Roger: "Look, I want to make a fuss, but I go to Harrow School. Just to make this crustal clear, I am superior to you and I could literally buy you. So again, would please vacate that seat?"

by i,love,being,superior! October 29, 2009

bar harbor

tourist hell.

A crowd of old people with socks up to their knees and cargo shorts jumped me in bar harbor.

by sonofthepotatoe666WTF August 25, 2011

Hadron

A slang term for having an erection, or 'hard on'.
Derived from the similarity between 'hadron' from paricle physics, and 'hard on'.

"Q. What do you get if you cross an up quark with a down quark with a stange quark?
A. I'm not sure, but I think I've got a hardon!"

"Man, I've got a pure hadron."

by Team Baryon December 2, 2007

harrods

Posh superstore in London mostly used by rich snobs.

Delia:Why, good evening, Charles, look at my Dolce Et Gabana shoes!

by Sucajo August 2, 2004

hamrosophilia

Hamrosophilia is the fetish for hammers within a bdsm context; the sexual desire to be be spanked by a hammer, mallet or other similar item. From Gothic *hamros, hammers plus Greek philia, the desire for.

He says that one of his fetishes is hamrosophilia, he likes to be spanked} lightly on the butt with a hammer or rubber mallet.

by SuccubusMaster August 23, 2011