someone with monkey teeth, very self-conscious about their looks. Its most likely always gonna be a asian man/boy with this "harrison" name (i am racist, except it). next he loves taking his friends for granted, and plays fortnite for a living because he gets no bitches. He normally jerks off everyday because he is lonely, and like i said before, he gets no bitches. He says he has a big penis but he actually has a very small penis, and he doesnt understand that he can be an asshole sometimes. Hes just an ugly yellow, no lifer asian boy who lives off his parents.
Harrisons alone of valentines day again? Dont worry, hes got his fortnite skins to jerk off to. Oh yeah, because hes a no liver who never touched a girl in his life except for his sister and mother.
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A petite blond with a firey attitude who loves spooning tall women. You'll find him wearing a hat and the same set of sunglasses he's had since he came out of the womb (his head is the same size). Just don't piss him off or he'll take the stick out of his ass and beat you with it.
by MinionLicker69 May 21, 2024
Get the Harrison mug.That's a good story. I don't think I've seen that one yet... Vaguely analogous to my thing too so... Yeah, I would probably enjoy it more if I wasn't BEING SOCIALLY IMPRISONED BY A CAGE MADE OF MY OWN INCREDULITY AND POVERTY but, you know...
Hym "Yeah, that Harrison story is pretty fuckin morbid... Especially in the context of my situation... I'm sure it'll all work out." know,
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Get the Harrison mug.A "Harrison" is a type of person which constantly has to talk about what they think even though no one cares. They are typically found in medium-sized Discords where a tightly-knit community already exists. This way a "Harrison" can constantly yap about different things no one really cares about. A lot of people tend to just ignore it, but others might make fun of him with specific yapping emotes. A verb would be harrisoning. Also a good counter to a "Harrison" is to Let Them Cook
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by bigdickharrisonman January 27, 2025
Get the Harrison mug.A privileged white person dressing up and fully embodying a fictionalized version of “black culture” or “the oppressed urban experience,” often involving meticulous adoption of AAVE slang, oversized clothing, rap playlists on repeat, fake tans, cornrows (when daring), and strategic life choices like moving to “diverse” neighborhoods. All combined with roleplaying mannerisms, speech patterns, and performative outrage to immerse themselves in the character. Popular among suburban liberals at PTA meetings, BLM rallies, and college admission strategy sessions. It’s a dedicated hobby focused on accuracy to the stereotype, artistic virtue-signaling, and gaming elite systems, allowing enthusiasts to connect with imagined struggle while boosting their kids’ “diversity points” for schools like UCLA or Harvard.
Unlike regular cosplay, the costume never comes off, it’s a lifestyle commitment. Bonus levels unlocked by sending your white children to predominantly black public schools so they can write tear-jerking essays about “growing up in a marginalized community” despite living in a $1.2M renovated house two blocks away.
Unlike regular cosplay, the costume never comes off, it’s a lifestyle commitment. Bonus levels unlocked by sending your white children to predominantly black public schools so they can write tear-jerking essays about “growing up in a marginalized community” despite living in a $1.2M renovated house two blocks away.
That Harrison dad's race cosplay game is god-tier: durag under his Patagonia fleece, blasting Kendrick in his Tesla, lecturing everyone at the craft beer bar about systemic racism while sipping a $14 IPA. Sends his twins to the “authentic” district so they can claim “adversity overcame.” When Stanford waitlists the neighbor’s kid but accepts his: posts rare Pepe with caption “feels good man, diversity win”
3. That dang Harrison couple: they gentrified a block in Oakland, complained about rising rents they caused, adopted a “soul food” Thanksgiving (with Whole Foods ingredients), and shipped Brayden off to a 95% black high school 45 minutes away. His common app essay? “Navigating cultural differences as a minority in my school.” Ivy League full ride secured. Pepe sipping tea: “it’s free real estate”
4. That Harrison kid nailed the race cosplay look: box braids from a Yelp-reviewed salon, “Black Lives Matter” yard sign bigger than the house, and a playlist titled “Woke AF.” Goes to the “diverse” public school while she virtue-signals on Nextdoor about safety concerns. UCLA early decision accept: sad Pepe turns smug “we did it reddit”
3. That dang Harrison couple: they gentrified a block in Oakland, complained about rising rents they caused, adopted a “soul food” Thanksgiving (with Whole Foods ingredients), and shipped Brayden off to a 95% black high school 45 minutes away. His common app essay? “Navigating cultural differences as a minority in my school.” Ivy League full ride secured. Pepe sipping tea: “it’s free real estate”
4. That Harrison kid nailed the race cosplay look: box braids from a Yelp-reviewed salon, “Black Lives Matter” yard sign bigger than the house, and a playlist titled “Woke AF.” Goes to the “diverse” public school while she virtue-signals on Nextdoor about safety concerns. UCLA early decision accept: sad Pepe turns smug “we did it reddit”
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